Trey McNeil (Official Bitch of BP)

[NFBuck]

Originally Posted by generaladm

Hate to correct you, Bleeder, but despite it's name, that is in no way a "sports" board, at least as far as the forums go. I didn't bother to read the news section, but the only thing sporty about the forums was that everyone chose a sports themed avatar. I would liken this to white kids from the suburbs wearing BBall jerseys and caps, just because they saw it in a rap video. Their "sports" forums consisted of nothing but, "Yur a fag cuz you like the red sox!" "ya. well your a double fag cuz you lik the celtics!". The most coherent posts were the ones devoted to racial slurs and the ones celebrating their trolling exploits. I'm assuming that is the extent of their cognitive powers. Maybe their hostility to this board stems from their bewilderment by our cogent commentary and analysis. Kind of like Frankenstein and fire.

Frankly, I'm surprised they're intelligent enough to register for any kind of website, let alone post on it.

[Flocka]

Originally Posted by TexasBuckeyeFan

I really didn't appreciate Seinfeld enough.

Chris Benoit yourself.

[OCBucksFan]

I find it amusing that we have a thread that makes trolls feel offended. Guys, who's hobby consists of logging onto other forums and offending as many people as possible, yet, here I read them coming over saying we went too far. That's some funny [censored] right there

[NFBuck]

Originally Posted by OCBucksFan

I find it amusing that we have a thread that makes trolls feel offended. Guys, who's hobby consists of logging onto other forums and offending as many people as possible, yet, here I read them coming over saying we went too far. That's some funny [censored] right there

I know! Thanks Al Gore!

[Padraig]

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Woodchuck to Grey Squirrel...Woodchuck to Grey Squirrel...

After nearly four years, I believe phase one of our super genius board take-over is complete. I have convinced most here that I am in love with a small poisonous nut that mysteriously resembles the ocular of a male dear. (I say "most" because one they call Tibor still shows unprovoked disdain for me every once in a while, though I'm not sure whether he suspects our evil plan, or he truly is the 'son of a motherless goat' as has been asserted, and he simply hates everyone here)

I have studied the culture of the general masses and have discovered that an apparent path to board power lies in posting large amounts of pornography in a secret meeting room, and random verbal attacks on a man whose parents gave him both a first and last name that is slang for penis.

After one accumulates a large number of golden marijuana leaves (which I find to look neither green nor black), symbolic of board acceptance, I believe invitations are extended to an annual Spring meeting where it is said that female officers (code names Deety & Peach) jump out of a giant cake and randomly "make out" throught the evening (at least that's what the underlings in the secret pornography meeting room believe happens).

In any case, though I have made much initial progress, we may have made one major miscalculation in our take-over plans: namely that I have reason to believe that the forums of this site have already been infiltrated and possibly even taken over by someone who appears to be posting under dozens, if not hundreds of User Names. He mainly posts under the code name BKB, but I also believe he is most of our former US Presidents as well as an extremely attractive female high school pole vaulter...this man, though extremely unstable & dangerous, could be our leader.

I will continue to moniter and assimilate, and report back in another four years.


P.S.

Hey Billy! Call Timmy, Skeeter & Big Head, and come over tonight. Mom just stocked the frige and we can fire up the Nintendo and rock an all night Duck Hunt tourney.


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[generaladm]

BP is now at war with Eastasia.

[Allison Stokke]

Originally Posted by Padraig

In any case, though I have made much initial progress, we may have made one major miscalculation in our take-over plans: namely that I have reason to believe that the forums of this site have already been infiltrated and possibly even taken over by someone who appears to be posting under dozens, if not hundreds of User Names. He mainly posts under the code name BKB, but I also believe he is most of our former US Presidents as well as an extremely attractive female high school pole vaulter...

I am in college now, asshole.

And I'm not BKB.

[Albert Gore, Jr]

Originally Posted by NFBuck

I know! Thanks Al Gore!

Look it, [censored]stick.....I had nothing to do with these [censored]s coming over here.

[Padraig]

Originally Posted by Allison Stokke

I am in college now, asshole.

And I'm not BKB.

6-19-08.....secret board take-over, note to self: Attractive Famale Pole Vaulter may be alternate personality of former 'Jekyll & Hyde' poster Alan / Die Hard.

Action: Offer her $77 dollars for expert opinions and see what transpires.

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Originally Posted by Allison Stokke

I am in college now, asshole.

And I'm not BKB.

A girl like you should have plenty of BKB inside her.

[shetuck]

Originally Posted by craahh

You guys are so cool....

Teach me the way....

I see you've already put on the traditional saffron robe, complete with the dot on your forehead (nice touch keeping the oakleys, btw).

Lesson 1: Bend over.

Lesson 2: Grab your ankles, if you are able.

Lesson 3: Say, "Mookie Wilson minced my mama". Repeat this mantra three time.

[shetuck]

Originally Posted by TexasBuckeyeFan

My salary and bonuses say you are right.

I'd be remiss in my duties as BP's Official 2008 Spring Drive pimp, if I didn't suggest that, if you mean business, take your loot over to the Spring Drive thread and do BP a good turn...

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Originally Posted by Padraig

we can fire up the Nintendo and rock an all night Duck Hunt tourney.
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What? No Donkey Kong?

Weak.

[DaddyBigBucks]

I notice TBF isn't on-line at the moment.

I guess those mid-month reports came in...

[osubartender23]

Originally Posted by DaddyBigBucks

I notice TBF isn't on-line at the moment.

I guess those mid-month reports came in...

Even more likely theory is his mother read the thread...