BP Best & Infamous Threads

[FCollinsBuckeye]

In no particular order (beyond the unequivocal #1)

1. Trey McNeil - trolling vengeance, only made worse by his posse
2. PennState1985 - Epic fail on many fronts:
...... Lesbian Judging
...... Can FGs beat TDs?
...... Failed Excuse/Experiment
3. AlexBooneFan - Boone/OSU apologist gone awry. See #119 & on for famous ABF quotes.
4. fredm33 - Too good for the board yet also wildly confused by it. Back to ESPN.
5. PrisonTalk - Most unusual board reference, with defenders.
6. DrewZwick - Super stalker who hates us, pleaded with us to plead Ginn to please come back.
7. Ex-Wolverine - A long and tearful goodbye.
8. Lloydsev - Needs dating help and other poetic musings at the speed of a cheetah.
9. Jeffcat - Blaze of glory.
...... Gym Pet Peeves
...... Drunken Pirate MySpace
10. Tibor75 - High school pics of BP's 'straw that stirs the drink'
11. djtidebuck - Please Explain.
...... Donny/Thump in '08
12. CCI - CCI goes ballistic when his (and others') rep circle is erased.
13. Notredamechief - Why get drunk?
14. Bama Troll - Hook us up please, we're stupid trolls.
15. ThaKid, Lopo, and Illinidarin - Illini ruffians who now sleep with the fishes.
16. Leaf Helmet Stickers (Green or Black?)
17. ATTN: CraigJWalkup in the Hizzzouse!!
18. http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/o...ead-beast.html
19. On the verge of getting hammered into oblivion...BP style
20. I just wanted to say Sorry
21. Unwritten Rules of BP
22. Lolcats Hijack this thread to New Orleans!!!
23. Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Dell and back, and this is my story...
24. PSU - the rise of a new rule "The Rail"
25. http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/o...olverines.html
26. tedginn05
...... So I get this letter, from the National Honor Roll...
...... Good Mile Time?
...... Idiocy and Originality: The TG05 Story
........... BB73 - Help me, TG05, You're My Only Hope
27. Clarity - Re: SusanZ/Bucknuts, just rediscovered this
28. Need some help (GavinRylee)
29. group of friends
30. Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Dell and back, and this is my story...
31. Leaf Helmet Stickers (Green or Black?)
32. Roger Moore - Farewell ladies and gents
33. Ex-Wolverine - Out...
34. Louis H Martinez - And now for the rest of the story..
35. Hi, I'm a Confused Pervert
36. Thread of Beard - 'No Shave November' spreads to the avatars - Buckyle's tour-de-force
37. Got My Girlfriend To Model For My Car (PICS) - OMFG - From another forum, but an Instant Classic. Internet HOF material.
38. Lolverines (RR era) | Lolverines (Carr era)

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This thread is intended to provide an index of some of the most humorous and infamous threads and posters in BP history. Feel free to provide 1 sentence summaries for these and your submissions, and try to quote the post in yours.

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[FCollinsBuckeye]

Originally Posted by hgmcneil@gmail.com

OSU, LACKING S_C SP__D,,,,,,,,,,SINCE,,,,FOREVER

trolling blows up in his face, only made worse by his posse

Originally Posted by PennState1985

Has a team ever won with field goals, while the other scores at least one touchdown?
I know it's possible, but I've been trying to figure it out? Have there ever been any 9-7, 12-7, 12-10, 15-14, etc types of games where a team never scores a touchdown, the other team scores at least one, but the team that never scored a touchdown ends up winning with field goals anyway?

Originally Posted by Alex Boone fan

You're post is low class. Stop acting stupid. My post regarding the recruit was in defense of his actions towards our university. Your compension towards Ohio State is weak

See #119 & on for other infamous quotes re-used there and forever.

Originally Posted by fredm333

Ah the obligatory board pr ick. No thanks, I'll use the ESPN OSU board. It is understandable without having to take a course on it.

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I submit the Prison Talk thread and the GavinRylee thread.

I'll edit with links shortly...

Prisontalk: Most unusual message board you've seen...

GavinRylee: Need some help

[Ttown]

Observations from the Barcolounger.
This link is from the PS one.
OBSERVATIONS FROM THE BARCALOUNGER - PSU

OBSERVATIONS FROM A MICHIGAN PARTY

OBSERVATIONS FROM THE BARCALOUNGER - WASHINGTON

OBSERVATIONS FROM C DECK - AND THE BARCALOUNGER - AKRON

OBSERVATIONS FROM GROUND ZERO

OBSERVATIONS FROM THE BARCALOUNGER - NU

OBSERVATIONS FROM THE BARCALOUNGER - ILLINI

OBSERVATIONS FROM THE BARCALOUNGER - MSU

Link to More Barcalounger

[BuckeyeMike80]

Originally Posted by Thump

I'd swab her poop deck.

Originally Posted by Jeffcat

frankly i don't disagree with it. she is trying to become a teacher and i don't want a potentially drunken assclown teaching my kids.

Originally Posted by Jeffcat

.....or maybe any employer knows that she is a proven liability to show herself drinking(and most likely drunk) on the internet. its no different then a teacher exposing theirselves in nude pics. sure its outside the class but its proves them to be a liability and that much more of an idiot when they are supposed to be teaching. i am pretty sure you don't want your kid being supervised by somebody that gets hammered as a pirate.....posting the pics on myspace.....then getting caught.......great role model.

Drunken Pirate MySpace pic costs student her degree

[Bucky Katt]

I see FCCBuckeye beat me to it, but here is poor, lonesome GavinRylee's link...

Need some help

Originally Posted by GavinRylee

I know most of these posts are about important things like football and sports but i have a problem if anyone has any suggestions. I am a 19 female sophmore at OSU and went to the Mansfield branch for the first year so this is my first year at the main campus. I moved to Ohio mid high school and had troubles making alot of true friends. I live off campus about 15 min away and work and go to school full time. I dont have much time on my hands but am begining to get depressed about not getting out and doing anything. I am a very shy person and it is hard for me to just go up to people in class and begin talking. Even if I do go out I never seem to meet anyone new. I know I need to be less shy but I really would like to meet new friends. I hate going through school with no one to share it with hang out or party. Everyone seems to have their clicks like in highschool and I cant seem to find anyone that is willing to make a new friend. Even though I am shy at first Im quite out going after I have gotten to know someone. If theres any places or ideas you have for me I would greatly appriciate it. I know this sounds lame but imagine if you had no body at school you knew. I go to this huge school and cant seem to find anyone willing to get to know someone new.

Thanks, Danielle

[BuckeyeMac]

What about the guy who said he didn't like this board and was going to go to ESPN's?

[Bucky Katt]

Rydawg is back and his flabby abs aren't amused.....

Seems to be a lot of stand up comedians on this site.

It's been 3 1/2 years since I've been on this site, but my name still seems to pop up in discussion. How can this be? I only had 2 total posts.. Ohhh wait.. I hit on a "what appeared to be" hot girl! Wow, that's just a crazy unheard of thing to do! Funny as hell!

Unfortunately, I thought avatars were a place to put your own picture. Sorry mine was gay, only one I could find at the time. I'm sure you guys are all pimps yourselves.. oh nvm, no one has the balls to put theirs up I'm sure a lot of you fat bastards with 2 chins wearing a #3 t-shirt look cool as hell in your pics.

I had never been on a forum before when I signed up on here, I had no idea what I was doing. I didn't realize you can just put anything you wanted as avatars.. sorry for being a guy who likes to flirt with girls. I am guilty.

Thanks for all the "homo" comments. Hey, even some moderators, exhawg, felt the need to call me a homo. What a classy guy.

Maybe exhawg thinks its funny I attempted to hit on a girl because he is jealous I aint gay. Sorry exhawg, no sucky sucky for you.. I'm straight. But you can stop sending me pms about wanting some from me.. sorry buddy.

That's about the time I realized the joke is on exhawg, buckstastic, jonathanxc, and who ever couldn't get over themselves.

I didn't know this was the place for a bunch of in-bred white trash rednecks, but you guys have came through incredibily well..

Idiots.

For the rest of you, I'm Rydawg5 and I hit on girls. Feel free to make fun of that.

[Buckeye86]

I've always wondered what happened with the guy(s?) who split off and formed scarletandgraynews... are there threads documenting what happened with that?

I got here in time to see the mocking of the new website with it's amazing discount prices, but not to see what caused the break. Something about a baptism is involved I believe.

[Bucky Katt]

Drew Zwick--SuperStar Stalker Who Hates Us

Is there anyway we can all get together and beg Teddy to come back??? Does he have an email.

I really feel this could become Teddy's team next year and with a lot of wrs, rbs, oline, the whole defense (exceptDT) and spteams back we could be national title contenders again. Without Teddy we will be a grind it out offense with Wells and great defense and steams -- similar to 2002. Not sure that puts us to the top.

Never in my wildist dreams did I think TEddy should or would stay for 4 , but he's never really been featured to the extent of his potential. Next year he should play some qb and db in addition to everything else - he should constantly be touching the ball or playing the biggest decoy in history.

TED, COME ON BACK FOR ONE MORE YEAR--- DEMAND THE BALL FROM TRESSEL AND CHALLENGE FOR THE HEISMAN. GO TO THE NFL AS ONE OF THE TOP TALENTS TO EVER PLAY COLLEGE FOOTBALL not as a good wr with great speed.

There are no guarantee's -- ever -- but Teddy - YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPPEN. Get your A** back to OSU and be the best you can be!! And Coach --- free the reigns -- if Teddy comes back you use him any way you can -- SHOT GINN -- RB , WR, CB - - I don't care

And this injury crap is overated --- TAKE A COUNT -- WHAT'S THE % OF COLLEGE PLAYERS WHO HAVE THEIR CAREERS RUINED BY INJURY THEIR SENIOR YEAR ---- IS IT EVEN AS HIGH AS 2%???

THE UPSIDE FOR GINN AND OSU IF HE COMES BACK IS MUCH HIGHER THAN A FREAK HAPPENING THAT HE RUINS HIS NFL CAREER.

IF TEDDY COMES BACK HE'S GOING TO MAKE HIS NFL CAREER NOT RUIN IT - AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I'D TELL HIM

NO GONZO, NO TROY NO PITT --- THIS IS HIS TEAM NEXT YEAR
BE A LEADER, TEDDY

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-CHOW

[MolGenBuckeye]

Ex-Wolverine BS (all merged - including the tearful goodbyes)

Well, to that I will say that I agree. I am not a "true Buckeye" in that sense of the term. But you know what? That's a good thing. There are probably 100 of you in the world, and you all post here. It's good that you found your niche and you have your forum, but I don't fit in here and I never will.

or was it

http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/i.../3968-out.html

Always the persecuted, with that, I am out. It was...interesting.

?

['BusNative]

Please make this thread sticky

[Bucky Katt]

LloydSev needs dating help...

The immense hurt and immense pain
The unbearable agony of leaving you again
Coming home to a place away from you
When I want to spend right now with you

The torture of being away from perfection
The love I feel when I'm with you
The love I offer for the rest of my life
I'm sure you're missing me too

I can't believe I've already found you
The person who I want to spend my life with
You are almost so completely untrue
You could actually be a myth

You took my heart with the speed of a cheetah
Taking it with the greatest of ease
My life long objective
To make you my lover for the rest of my life

[Buckeye513]

Jeffcat's blaze of glory - Self-explanatory.

Gym Pet Peeves

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Another of my favs: tibor75 *UNMASKED*

High school pics of BP's 'straw that stirs the drink'

['BusNative]

Lactating thread?

So I'm at the Strip Club