DaytonBuck's Freedom Island - Page 3

DaytonBuck · #31 (**permalink**) 02-17-2009, 01:21 AM

Milton Friedman will be the intellectual architect of our economy

Tresselbeliever · #32 (**permalink**) 03-04-2009, 02:03 AM

People are free to immigrate to Freedom Island, provided they are disease free. But there will be no social payments from Freedom Island.

DaytonBuck · #33 (**permalink**) 03-04-2009, 02:03 AM

This will be a land of prosperity guided by free markets and free minds

Gatorubet · #34 (**permalink**) 03-04-2009, 03:01 AM

If I open an account, do I get a toaster?

DaytonBuck · #35 (**permalink**) 03-04-2009, 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Gatorubet

If I open an account, do I get a toaster?

You will be the attorney general and you'll get a blue and orange snuggie

fourteenandoh · #36 (**permalink**) 03-04-2009, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by DaytonBuck

You will be the attorney general and you'll get a blue and orange snuggie

you are bribing gov't officials already...

Gatorubet · #37 (**permalink**) 03-04-2009, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by fourteenandoh

you are bribing gov't officials already...

You're the one who is trying to regulate snuggies

DaytonBuck · #38 (**permalink**) 03-04-2009, 03:49 AM

Gatorubet will be the check on taking freedom to far.

/walks into the basement of Paddy's bar

"These Asians, they love to gamble"

/the Russian Roulette scene from the Deer Hunter is playing out

/bang

"It's looks we took freedom a little bit too far"

"I'll call the cops"

Gatorubet · #39 (**permalink**) 03-04-2009, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaytonBuck

Gatorubet will be the check on taking freedom to far.

/walks into the basement of Paddy's bar

"These Asians, they love to gamble"

/the Russian Roulette scene from the Deer Hunter is playing out

/bang

"It's looks we took freedom a little bit too far"

"I'll call the cops"

Capo wants to be in charge of the cops.

Mili wants to be the one committing the civil rights violations with the billyclub.

Bucky wants to screw the patio furniture. We will all have a role.

Richthoaster · #40 (**permalink**) 03-04-2009, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Gatorubet

If I open an account, do I get a toaster?

Ummm... there are no toasters in bondage on Freedom Island, douchebag.

Gatorubet · #41 (**permalink**) 03-04-2009, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Richthoaster

Ummm... there are no toasters in bondage on Freedom Island, douchebag.

And your wife is [censored]ing the coffee pot while we talk. Nice pirate tat, Asshole.

Richthoaster · #42 (**permalink**) 03-04-2009, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Gatorubet

And your wife is [censored]ing the coffee pot while we talk. Nice pirate tat, Asshole.

If you like watching them get it on so much, maybe you three should hang out in the hot tub.

Bucky Katt · #43 (**permalink**) 03-05-2009, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Gatorubet

Bucky wants to screw the patio furniture. We will all have a role.

I demand a cushy salary, as well.

jimotis4heisman · #44 (**permalink**) 03-05-2009, 03:18 PM

no one to prevent no touch icing from ruining the country. i want nothing to do with this place! have fun hiding behind your visors...

MaxBuck · #45 (**permalink**) 03-05-2009, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Gatorubet

Capo wants to be in charge of the cops.

Mili wants to be the one committing the civil rights violations with the billyclub.

Bucky wants to screw the patio furniture. We will all have a role.

Heaven is where the police are British,
the chefs Italian,
the mechanics German,
the lovers French,
and it's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German,
the chefs are British,
the mechanics French,
the lovers Swiss,
and it is all organized by the Italians.

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