Roger Clemens (Official Thread)

[southcampus]

Originally Posted by BUCKYLE

Exactly. My best friend is in great health. I should be fine. I don't even hang out with my parents.

My dog died after 14 years so I'm thinking my life expectancy is shorter than most. Taking steroids would only shorten my already short life expectancy.

[Dryden]

Originally Posted by southcampus

My dog died after 14 years so I'm thinking my life expectancy is shorter than most. Taking steroids would only shorten my already short life expectancy.

Doesn't that mean your dog lived to be 98?!

[southcampus]

Well you see, uhh, Dog years did not apply to my dog because to tell you the truth, I got this dog from Mike Piazza. I'm sure that it was actually part dog, part human coming from that freak show. So no, 14 years is 14 years. Any further questions will have to be sent in a week in advance and not about steroids taken by me....or my wife.

[Dryden]

For what it's worth, a Google search for the phrase "Roger Clemens is dumb" returns 54,100 matches.

Racist. Liar. Cheater. Pathologically Stupid.

[BUCKYLE]

Originally Posted by Dryden

For what it's worth, a Google search for the phrase "Roger Clemens is dumb" returns 54,100 matches.

Racist. Liar. Cheater. Pathologically Stupid.

Call him what you will...but he did bang that country singer when she was still hot...and fourteen.

[3074326]

This is not meant to be a defense of Clemens.

One of the authors just did an interview and it probably went worse than Clemens'.

[Gatorubet]

Rome News-Tribune - Google News Archive Search

Face it: if Roger Clemesns had not once been
able to throw a fastball 95 mph past men with
bats in their hands, he'd be wearing bib overalls
and sitting on a milk crate at the open door of a
trailer somewhere, brushing his tooth and shooing
flies away from his head.