Reds Tidbits (2009 season)

[Dryden]

Ouch.

Taveras 8
Hairston 6
Votto 3
Phillips 4
Gomes 7
Hernandez 2
Bruce 9
Encarnacion 5
Cueto 1

[Jaxbuck]

Originally Posted by Dryden

Ouch.

Taveras 8
Hairston 6
Votto 3
Phillips 4
Gomes 7
Hernandez 2
Bruce 9
Encarnacion 5
Cueto 1

You know in some walks of life, if have one employee who can't produce very much you can go out and hire a bunch more of them and accomplish your organizational goals through sheer volume. Unfortunately for Reds fans no one in charge has figured out baseball isn't one of those walks of life.

Welcome back EE.

[BuckeyeMike80]

Originally Posted by Dryden

Ouch.

Taveras 8
Hairston 6
Votto 3
Phillips 4
Gomes 7
Hernandez 2
Bruce 9
Encarnacion 5
Cueto 1

That wouldn't be a bad lineup - in AAA

[Jaxbuck]

Nice start for Cueto

1BB, 1HBP, 2 HRs 4 ER and counting with 2 outs in the 1st.

Edit add another BB and a double by the [censored]ing pitcher 6-0 Phillies, still 2 outs and top of the order.

Good thing we have a lot of offense to come back in games like this.

EDIT 2

Danny Ray makes an appearance in the first inning. YEEEEOUCH.

50 pitches, 7 ER in 2/3 of an inning for Cueto.

Edit 3

Utley takes Little Danny Herrera deep for a 3 run HR.

10-0 Phils. Still just 2 out in the first.

Howard K's to end the carnage.

Wow. Just Wow.

[EDDIE GGGG27]

The Reds could of been out of that inning 2-0 if that dipsht Taveras would of made the proper break on the ball hit by Werth.

[Jaxbuck]

Originally Posted by EDDIE GGGG27

The Reds could of been out of that inning 2-0 if that dipsht Taveras would of made the proper break on the ball hit by Werth.

Yeah but he's fast and thusly creates more runs for his team.

We'd probably be winning if Gomes did't hit a meaningless rally killer instead of choking up and slapping it the other way like he's supposed to.

Beer league softball offense is clearly the cause for this debacle.

[gefootball10]

Originally Posted by Dryden

Ouch.

Taveras 8
Hairston 6
Votto 3
Phillips 4
Gomes 7
Hernandez 2
Bruce 9
Encarnacion 5
Cueto 1

whats this?

[jlb1705]

Originally Posted by Jaxbuck

Nice start for Cueto

1BB, 1HBP, 2 HRs 4 ER and counting with 2 outs in the 1st.

Edit add another BB and a double by the [censored]ing pitcher 6-0 Phillies, still 2 outs and top of the order.

Good thing we have a lot of offense to come back in games like this.

EDIT 2

Danny Ray makes an appearance in the first inning. YEEEEOUCH.

50 pitches, 7 ER in 2/3 of an inning for Cueto.

Edit 3

Utley takes Little Danny Herrera deep for a 3 run HR.

10-0 Phils. Still just 2 out in the first.

Howard K's to end the carnage.

Wow. Just Wow.

Makes me glad I chose to watch small European men in tights bicycling thru the French countryside instead.

[EDDIE GGGG27]

Originally Posted by gefootball10

whats this?

A worse torture than waterboarding.

[jlb1705]

Cincinnati Reds official Twitter:

Reds allowed 10 runs in the first inning for the first time since 5/6/05 vs the Dodgers.

Really? It's only been two years since they [censored] the bed that bad in the first inning?

[EDDIE GGGG27]

Originally Posted by jlb1705

Cincinnati Reds official Twitter:


Really? It's only been two years since they [censored] the bed that bad in the first inning?

I was at that game. Paul Wilson recorded 0 [censored]ing outs in that game. Now 16-1.

[Jaxbuck]

Originally Posted by EDDIE GGGG27

Now 16-1.

The ape rapings are getting more frequent

[schwab]

Originally Posted by jlb1705

Cincinnati Reds official Twitter:


Really? It's only been two years since they [censored] the bed that bad in the first inning?

2 years ago?

*Note to future self: The Reds are going to sign Corey [censored]ing Patterson, and then replace him with Willy Taveras. Find new team before '08 season.

We must laugh to not cry, jlb...

[jlb1705]

Originally Posted by schwab

2 years ago?

*Note to future self: The Reds are going to sign Corey [censored]ing Patterson, and then replace him with Willy Taveras. Find new team before '08 season.

We must laugh to not cry, jlb...

Oops.

[Jaxbuck]

Originally Posted by schwab

2 years ago?

*Note to future self: The Reds are going to sign Corey [censored]ing Patterson, and then replace him with Willy Taveras. Find new team before '08 season.

We must laugh to not cry, jlb...

I restate my annual opinion that the big top music from the circus should be the only music played over the PA when the Reds take the field or any Red except Votto comes to the plate.

It should be a city ordinance.