Nick Saban (ex-HC Alabama Crimson Tide)

[3074326]

On average they get hit every five years or so.

STOP IT WITH THE FACTS

:p

 

[Nutriaitch]

What Alabama lacks by comparison in overall funds they would make up for by lack of scruples.

plus, Bama doesn't even pretend to give a shit about sports not named football.
everything in that whole inbred state revolves around football, and football only.

most other schools at least attempt to be competitive in other sports.

Bama doesn't.

they hire shit coaches on the cheap for baseball, basketball, volleyball, etc.
the money that could be spent on a quality coach in another sport is already earmarked for the football team.

 

[colobuck79]

Coming soon: The Roll Tide Network, just as soon as Alabama discovers television.

Highlights:

Replays of Bear Bryant shows going back 40 years.

Cheerleader makeup hints: Episode 1, get out the red lipstick.

Reality show of that drunk woman who showed up to Saban's hiring announcement.

Fishin with Dupont Bobbers

The beastiality hour.

Famous Bama Scholar Athletes, Episode 1: We got nothin.

Monster Trucks and Lynyrd Skynyrd.

The Horticulture Hour: Episode 1, How to get rid of problem trees.

 

[Ryan36_1]

You forgot the best show in their future lineup: The National Signing Day Fax Show

 

[colobuck79]

I remember when we finally got a look at the face on the one on the top. Not good.

 

[Buckeye513]

I remember when we finally got a look at the face on the one on the top. Not good.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Eventually 'Bama will get hammered with NCAA sanctions.

I smell a vbet, BB73. Who gets nailed first? Saban or Calipari?

SEC!SEC!SEC!

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I remember when we finally got a look at the face on the one on the top. Not good.

 

[redguard117]

Coming soon: The Roll Tide Network, just as soon as Alabama discovers television.

Highlights:

Replays of Bear Bryant shows going back 40 years.

Cheerleader makeup hints: Episode 1, get out the red lipstick.

Reality show of that drunk woman who showed up to Saban's hiring announcement.

Fishin with Dupont Bobbers

The beastiality hour.

Famous Bama Scholar Athletes, Episode 1: McElroy

Monster Trucks and Lynyrd Skynyrd.

The Horticulture Hour: Episode 1, How to get rid of problem trees.

He's the only one I can think of. To be fair, I'm guessing a 40 out of 50 on the Wonderlic should be around the average for non-football players. Easiest test I've ever taken since kindergarten

 

[Buckeye513]

Coming soon: The Roll Tide Network, just as soon as Alabama discovers television.

Highlights:

Replays of Bear Bryant shows going back 40 years.

Cheerleader makeup hints: Episode 1, get out the red lipstick.

Reality show of that drunk woman who showed up to Saban's hiring announcement.

Fishin with Dupont Bobbers

The beastiality hour.

Famous Bama Scholar Athletes, Episode 1: We got nothin.

Monster Trucks and Lynyrd Skynyrd.

The Horticulture Hour: Episode 1, How to get rid of problem trees.

I see nothing here about suppressing latent homosexual feelings between frat bros or frying non-chicken meats as if they were chicken.

 

[colobuck79]

I see nothing here about suppressing latent homosexual feelings between frat bros or frying non-chicken meats as if they were chicken.

Cooking with Road Kill: Episode 1, Skunks and Possums

Rebel Yell: Reality show following the coming-out of Roll Tide frat boys.

 

[BuckeyeSoldier]

He's the only one I can think of. To be fair, I'm guessing a 40 out of 50 on the Wonderlic should be around the average for non-football players. Easiest test I've ever taken since kindergarten

the average person gets about a 20 to 22

 

[MaxBuck]

You forgot the best show in their future lineup: The National Signing Day Fax Show

I couldn't hear you. Would you please repeat yourself?

 

[TDunk]

I couldn't hear you. Would you please repeat yourself?

Maybe this will help

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Maybe this will help