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matt_thatsme

Ain’t nobody got time for that
http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/26/us/tennessee-fraternity-suspended/index.html?c=us

"Upon extensive questioning, it is believed that members of the fraternity were using rubber tubing inserted into their rectums as a conduit for alcohol as the abundance of capillaries and blood vessels present greatly heightens the level and speed of the alcohol entering the bloodstream as it bypasses the filtering by the liver," Knoxville Police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said Monday in a statement.

So apparently this is a thing now. Yeah...no thanks. I will get drunk the old fashioned way. WTF?
 
I don't know what I was expecting.
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WTF....never heard of this either...Vodka Tampons...

Vodka Tampons are inserted either vaginally or rectally, after soaking them in vodka. A super tampon can hold almost a shot of vodka. When taken vaginally or rectally, the alcohol absorbs directly into the blood stream. Vodka Tampons have the same disadvantage as Butt Chugging, mainly that you can't vomit the alcohol as you can if you consume too much alcohol in the traditional manner.

http://technorati.com/women/article/butt-chugging-and-vodka-tampons-the/#ixzz1dywMsmJf

Apparently it is a myth...

http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/vodka.asp

And it's not a good idea to test it either...

The Test:
First I had to wring the damn thing out a little. I didn't want to lose too much of the vodka so I kind of shook it above the glass and gently squeezed it. I would estimate that about a half-ounce was lost. Then I looked at it a little despairingly. Well, friend, how were we going to do this?
I repaired to the bathroom and -- without too much information here -- managed to wad the thing up and push it in where it was supposed to go. (Did it help that I've had three kids? Possibly.) Girls, don't do this in your best party dresses: I think I lost another half-ounce in the process as it splattered on to my clothes and the floor. No need to say "Bottoms up!"

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Oh sweet mother of Jeez----
Owwwwww.....
Absolut... firewater!!!!!!! Holy sheeeeeeeee...
It felt like someone had thrown a lit match in there. I began hopping around and breathing in the rapid, short puffs I'd learned in birth classes, so long ago, before I realized I didn't need to breathe like that if I took the epidural.
I could really use a frikkin epidural right now.
The burning didn't let up. How long was I supposed to leave it there?!
I waited. And waited. If this was supposed to get me in the mood, it wasn't working. It did get me lying down though, because both standing and sitting proved to be excruciating.
Gradually I felt... what? A small buzz? Certainly a definite, if slight, lightheadedness. Maybe it was the onset of toxic shock syndrome. Or intoxicated shock syndrome...?
I gave it a full 10 minutes before I raced back to the bathroom and dispensed with the test unit. Immediately I felt better. Part of me did anyway.

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/danielle-crittenden/vodka-tampons_b_1105433.html?ref=canada

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