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Mark May (Blew 5 guys at Pitt)

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Good article with a funny tweet:

MARK MAY FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN ON THE WINGS OF JACKASS TROLLING PUNDITRY. LET’S HOPE IT NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN

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I just saw Mark May and Trev Alberts flying down the highway in a convertible. Thelma-and-Louise style.
5:56 PM - 1 Jun 2015

:lol:

Also "very revealing" if Alberts actually did admit it, after all the "E" in ESPN stands for entertainment:

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Entire article: http://awfulannouncing.com/2015/mar...unditry-lets-hope-it-never-happens-again.html

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UpNorth_Buckeye said:
I heard Mark May is now teaching a course at Pitt. Freshman level, but gotta start somewhere.

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I love that show. I was thinking this past Sunday's episode "White Hat/Black Hat" had the scene that perfectly summarizes Mark May. Unfortunately there's no video of the scene on YouTube.

- [He] just changed his Linkedln status to "unemployed." No way.
- You think we got him fired? I bet we did.
- That's awesome.
- He worked for EndFrame, the pieces of shit that stole our algorithm.
- Yeah.
- So by the transitive property, he is, therefore, also a piece of shit.
- Well, the pieces of shit fired him. So his "piece of shit" status is reversed.
- Okay, fine. So the transitive property may no longer apply, but the reflexive property states everything's equal to itself. So, since he's a piece of shit, he's a piece of shit.
- Okay, math aside, the point I'm trying to make here is we didn't actually break his code. Okay? So he's getting fired for no reason. And I kinda feel bad for the guy. He's probably pulling his hair out somewhere, wondering where he screwed up. But he didn't screw up, and he'll never know that for the rest of his life.
- I bet you're right. He probably is just ripping his hair out somewhere. I wish I could see that. Piece of shit.
- He's a piece of shit
 
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Dryden said:
I love that show. I was thinking this past Sunday's episode "White Hat/Black Hat" had the scene that perfectly summarizes Mark May. Unfortunately there's no video of the scene on YouTube.

- [He] just changed his Linkedln status to "unemployed." No way.
- You think we got him fired? I bet we did.
- That's awesome.
- He worked for EndFrame, the pieces of [Mark May] that stole our algorithm.
- Yeah.
- So by the transitive property, he is, therefore, also a piece of [Mark May].
- Well, the pieces of [Mark May] fired him. So his "piece of [Mark May]" status is reversed.
- Okay, fine. So the transitive property may no longer apply, but the reflexive property states everything's equal to itself. So, since he's a piece of [Mark May], he's a piece of [Mark May].
- Okay, math aside, the point I'm trying to make here is we didn't actually break his code. Okay? So he's getting fired for no reason. And I kinda feel bad for the guy. He's probably pulling his hair out somewhere, wondering where he screwed up. But he didn't screw up, and he'll never know that for the rest of his life.
- I bet you're right. He probably is just ripping his hair out somewhere. I wish I could see that. Piece of [Mark May].
- He's a piece of [Mark May]
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Someone is hitting the sauce early today... :lol:
 
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Dryden said:
I love that show. I was thinking this past Sunday's episode "White Hat/Black Hat" had the scene that perfectly summarizes Mark May. Unfortunately there's no video of the scene on YouTube.

- [He] just changed his Linkedln status to "unemployed." No way.
- You think we got him fired? I bet we did.
- That's awesome.
- He worked for EndFrame, the pieces of [Mark May] that stole our algorithm.
- Yeah.
- So by the transitive property, he is, therefore, also a piece of [Mark May].
- Well, the pieces of [Mark May] fired him. So his "piece of [Mark May]" status is reversed.
- Okay, fine. So the transitive property may no longer apply, but the reflexive property states everything's equal to itself. So, since he's a piece of [Mark May], he's a piece of [Mark May].
- Okay, math aside, the point I'm trying to make here is we didn't actually break his code. Okay? So he's getting fired for no reason. And I kinda feel bad for the guy. He's probably pulling his hair out somewhere, wondering where he screwed up. But he didn't screw up, and he'll never know that for the rest of his life.
- I bet you're right. He probably is just ripping his hair out somewhere. I wish I could see that. Piece of [Mark May].
- He's a piece of [Mark May]
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That was a good scene, and decent episode. But so far this season has been very lackluster IMO. I'm hoping for a strong end though. The delete scene was also pretty good.
 
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