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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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ORD_Buckeye said:
You're acting like Joesus is dead. Everyone knows that he is captaining the mothership just outside of our solar system and will one day come back to destroy Columbus, Ann Arbor and Rosemont, IL and take all of his loyal worshipers to a distant star system where he will set up his own conference and handpick all of the refs. They're just waiting for Franco to give the secret sign as to when the convergence will begin and where to gather.
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On that distant star pedophilia will be legal and required. Every game will be PSU vs PSU and both teams will win giving JoePed 2 wins for every game played. Louis Freeh will be their version of Darth Vader.
 
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https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=176702060&mid=176702060&sid=890&style=2

Writer argues that the statue should go back up.....

You are probably going to like this one.

Link: http://groundreport.com/joe-paternos-statue-should-go-back-up/
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I don't know what "Ground Report" is. But it seems as if any old jerk can write whatever he wants. The sub-title to "Ground Report" is "World News and Opinions from the Ground." Who is this "writer"? pmause44. That's not a writer - that's a user name. So some jerk posts some opinion that the statue should go back up (the statue that Joe, himself, supposedly hated - let's honor him by putting it back up), and everyone gets to jerk off over someone in the media being on their side.
 
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Zurp said:
https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=176702060&mid=176702060&sid=890&style=2



I don't know what "Ground Report" is. But it seems as if any old jerk can write whatever he wants. The sub-title to "Ground Report" is "World News and Opinions from the Ground." Who is this "writer"? pmause44. That's not a writer - that's a user name. So some jerk posts some opinion that the statue should go back up (the statue that Joe, himself, supposedly hated - let's honor him by putting it back up), and everyone gets to jerk off over someone in the media being on their side.
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everything they post that is pro-PSU is always received with at least one post of "Oh wow that was so well written!!". a 5 year old could write "Penn Stat = gud" on a piece of paper with one of the Ns backwards and they'd be nominating the kid for a Nobel Prize in Literature.
 
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If you selected the Big 10 Network as your answer to who The Cult will whine about on this Thanksgiving Day, help yourself to an extra plate of white meat. Apparently, The Cult is getting screwed over by the network's programming for the day, I suppose the ACC Network would be showing nothing but Joesus' and Jerry's greatest hits today if the Pedsters were in the ACC.

http://pennstate.scout.com/forums/1...es-a-suprise-ohio-st-um-on-btn-non-stop?s=157
 
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On the flight back to Hawaii from JFK today, I had some homely chick sitting next to me who started watching a special on Penn State football and Joe Pedterno she had recorded on her laptop. Eleven-plus hours on the plane and I uttered not a fucking word to the mouth-breather. She even lost one of her earphone plugs and was freaking out looking for it...I just got up and took an extended Michigan break. She should've known by my Ohio State T-shirt and travel comforter not to fuck with me...
 
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