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Ray Lewis to Retire at end of Ravens' season

Discussion in 'Professional Football' started by alexhortdog95, Jan 2, 2013.

  1. alexhortdog95

    alexhortdog95 Melvin Gordon has stolen our souls...


  2. Now he can spend all his time holding down people while other people murder them, instead of having a lot of his time taken by the NFL!

  3. alexhortdog95

    alexhortdog95 Melvin Gordon has stolen our souls...

    C'mon, dude. People change over the years.

    He's got enough money to hire someone to off a mofo if he needs to. Besides - he'll get a cushy desk job somewhere. They all do.

    Got to admit, though. He is one of the most feared defenders in the last 15 years in the NFL. Definately a first ballot hall of famer.
  4. Bleed S & G

    Bleed S & G Taking Crazy Pills

    Rae Carruth gets out soon.

    At least Ray didn't fuck the person who was about to be slain 20 minutes before hand.
  5. Buckeye513

    Buckeye513 Legend

    Ray has told reporters that he would like to spend his remaining days biking, yachting, and stabbing.
    LitlBuck likes this.
  6. alexhortdog95

    alexhortdog95 Melvin Gordon has stolen our souls...

    There's a special place in hell for folks like this:

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhnvB4KJbo4"]Place in Hell for Rae Rae[/ame]
  7. Buckeneye

    Buckeneye With Rumple Minz, anything is possible.

    Murder jokes aside, one of the best to play the position. Shame I had
    to watch him on the opposing team. Doesn't mean I appreciated his talents any less though.
  8. OHSportsFan

    OHSportsFan Fan of Ohio Sports in Indy

    I guess there's no statute of limitations on all these murder jokes.
  9. Mike80

    Mike80 Pretentious Dickhole

  10. Bucklion

    Bucklion Throwback Staff Member

    Well it's a shame Baltimore's Murderer's Row defense will no longer be assembled. Looks like the Ravens could get slaughtered by good running teams in the future, which means they are going to have to ratchet up their execution on offense if they don't want to get killed game after game.
    OHSportsFan and colobuck79 like this.
  11. LitlBuck

    LitlBuck I Don't Want Any Trouble but People Need Banners!

    I know what you just did but I don't know what they call it.
  12. OHSportsFan

    OHSportsFan Fan of Ohio Sports in Indy

    One more stab at the playoffs for Ray Ray. He's been a key accessory for the Ravens defense for a long time.
    colobuck79 likes this.
  13. FCollinsBuckeye

    FCollinsBuckeye Senior Former Game Champion

    Sorry 'bout the link


    ... sounds like things might get a little stabby in Bristol.
  14. exhawg

    exhawg Self Mythologizing Monster Staff Member

    Does this increase the likelihood of Gruden returning to coaching?
  15. colobuck79

    colobuck79 tilter of wind*ills

    That would be a nice contract for him at ESPN, anyway you slice it.
    LitlBuck and OHSportsFan like this.

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