Discussion in 'Buckeye Football' started by holybuckeye33, Nov 14, 2005.
i took a big M*ch*g*n. then flushed twice.
Sent a nice little reminder text to my cousin Heather (who is a giant scUM fan that belongs to a family of Buckeyes) that if she didn't make it home for Thanksgiving, nobody would really be that upset...
Sent the same text to my sister.
Even though she didn't go to scUM.
I always take the week off of the Game so I had time to take my 2nd grader to the bus this morning.
One of the little bastards at the bus stop was wearing scUM gear and proceeded to explain to me why he believed scUM was going to win the game.
I listened patiently and when he was finished I shed some light on that and other mistaken beliefs he suffers from like Santa Claus, those being his real parents and that his dog "ran away".
He didn't have much else to say about The Game after that but then again, it was hard to understand him between all the sobbing and [Mark May].
That is harsh. Kicking him in the balls would've been kinder.
Last night (repeat from game thread)
Michigan's invasion of SoCal has been thwarted
My dog (terrier) got sprayed by a skunk last night when he tried to kill it...any other week I would have just dealt with the dog....but decided to eliminate the pseudo-wolverine myself. Found the little bastard barely alive and finished the job with shovel and threw his ass in the dumpster (aka the "big house in the sky")
Dog still smells like Michigan .... Took him in for a "skunk bath" at the groomer...But I am sure this is an omen for victory.
Just an update. Watched the guy for 8 minuets put in the wrong combination to the lock. Ended with him screaming like a bitch and punching the lockers. I giggled and rubbed my hands together tasting his tears. Mission accomplished. I'll figure out a way to mess with him tonight.
I'm taking extra multi vitamins so that when I [Mark May] I'm [Mark May]ting on something yellow.
Yesterday I told a student he would fail if he wore his necklace again in my class.
Today while changing my 22 months old diaper taught him to say "Daddy stinky mishigan"
At the gym today some fat fuck was running the indoor track with his piss yellow scUM shirt on. Every time he passed I yelled out "Brady!"
We had a good laugh, and I think he caught on the second lap.
I'm waiting for the exwitch to summon me so I can go grab my stuff, including all my Buckeye gear. With luck it will all be on prominent display from tonight onward.
My new lady (met AFTER the split) is already excited to watch The Game this Saturday (EVENING). I think I'll try to throw some proper chili together (symbolizes the blood that will be spilled) for a little tailgate action and will of course be stocked with plenty of vodka for toasting every OSU score.
Will start with my game day breakfast (cooked by The Hot Blonde) and we'll go from there. Actually I'm doing my game-day breakfast all week and will be stocked with the fixins for the Victory Breakfast (sausage gravy & home fries) on Sunday morning, following a little morning "victory dance".
1. We don't care that you wear diapers. Keep that to yourself.
2. 22 months? Really? I'm no expert but I really don't think you should go more than a few days between changes.
3. It talks??? Is that when you decide to change them; when they become sentient???
A LOT of my fellow Huskerfans are hoping for an Ohio State victory just in case we (Nebraska) stumble against Iowa.
ME???? I want to Ohio State win cuz' IMHO, Ohio State is clearly the class of the conference and even though you can't play in the CCG or a bowl game you deserve to be ranked either #1 or #2 in the Nation.
Yelled "Buckeyes" instead of "Wolverines" in the theatre while watching Red Dawn. Fuck *ichigan.
My dog Brutus and I have been raising the roof here on Kiawah Is. this week. A whole lotta OH.....IO and Go Bucks going on....
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