Recent content by MaxOSU92

I used to like the guy, but his constant fellating of Oregon during the first quarter has rendered him dead to me. Then constantly being on about how Oregon was "forcing" us to miscommunicate/drop the ball and hand them turnovers. (Admittedly the one hat on ball hit for the fumble might have...

Midnight central! Michigan still sucks! Mark May still eats cock! And THE Ohio State Buckeyes are National Champions! Off to bed! Love all you guys!

Or - per Herbstwat - that was Oregon's D somehow "doing" that to us.

By the way, Herbstreit - wanna tell us again about how Oregon's d was getting such a great push on us while EZE is running for 15 YARDS A CARRY or some shit? Other than being a twunt what the hell was his problem?

File under: YOU COULD NOT MAKE THIS UP. Fuck off ESPN. What, did TCU join the SEC or something? Unbelievable

Crying himself to sleep into his cock-shaped pillow no doubt.

Coaching dominance too. Our staff kept putting new wrinkles in to the running game as the night went on. BTW fuck you Herbstreit!

As they might say in England - that scoreline FLATTERED Oregon. It should not even have been remotely this close. That was a straight BATTERING!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, and finally a National Championship that that motherless cockwomble Skip Bayless will not be pissing all over about us needing the referees. How about thuse LUCKeyes now, Bayless!?!?!?!?! If I could tolerate watching ESPN I'd almost want to see what he and the rest of their pundits have...

Ezekiel "Eazy E" Elliott! More unstoppable tonight than the original Eazy E was on the mic in the "Straight Outta Compton" days! I'm getting a jersey with 15 on it ASAP!!!

Well you balanced out the karma for Jose Mesa blowing the 1997 World Series on my birthday. Congrats!

Well holy {Mark May}ing {Mark May}! Unbelievable! That one is for you, Mark May, Skip Bayless, the totality of those twunts at ESPN, and the entire rest of the national media. For all time, the answer to "who won the first college football playoff" will start with the MOTHER{MARK MAY}ING WORD...

And if you are reading this, kid, Sherlock's in Addison is your spot to go for easy pickings!

Let's make Herbstreit's night even worse! Let's do this shit!!!!

Shitting bricks here! But have confidence in our boys! Let's take second half kickoff and take the [Mark May]ing ball and [Mark May]ing shove it up their {Mark May}ing {Mark May}es!!!!!