Recent content by Rex Ryan

Jets are open to offers. Willing to wheel and deal. PM BuckeyeMac with offers, and Rex Ryan will post the transaction if we reach a deal

We're taking offers for Vernon Gholston. Willing to package him with picks.

By the way, ethel merman is a punk bitch. ethel, I'm gonna bust up your two-gap, son. Sleep tight.

The Jets would like to announce some interorganization movement a trade. The Jets send: Larry Izzo Kellen Clemens The former rights to Thomas Jones The remaining portion owed to Chad Pennington A 7th round pick 1 NY-style pizza and a compilation CD of techno remixes to popular 80s songs TO...

Dad! You're embarrassing me in front of my friends!

Let's get this shitshow started, fuckers.

Sorry about the hold up. Didn't know it was my pick. With the 177th pick in the NFL Draft, the New York Jets select: Nader Abdallah, The Ohio State University.

Time for Rex-N-Effex to tell it like it is. We came into this draft needing a receiver with size: Laveranues Coles - 5' 11" Jerricho Cotchery - 6' 0" Chansi Stuckey - 6' 0" Ramses Barden (second baddest name in sports after your's truly) is 6'6.5" 230 lbs of hands. He showed us he can hang...

Anything to get this show on the road.

What's up, nerds? The Rex Ryan experience would like to announce that from this point forward Troy Smith is the starting QB of the New York Jets. Brett Favre will not be welcome back, no matter how much he publicly complains about having sand in his vagina. New bombass coaching regime, new...

What's up fuckers... It's Rex Motherfuckin' Ryan here. We didn't see any guys at need positions worth the value here, so we're taking the guy we have rated as the best available on our board. Good old Thomas the Tank Engine ain't getting any younger, and for the offense we want to run, we're...