Recent content by SonOfWoody

Depending on how this file shredding scandal breaks, I really think this could turn into a "fired before he ever coaches a game" mess like Mike Price. Dick Rod better watch how cavalier he gets about the whole thing.

Miami's crowd also exudes snot from every pore by the bushel for the most part. I once had one of their alums tell me with a straight face that going there was on a par with going to the Ivy League. I think that's what his daddy told him so he could keep his little chin up. Living in the...

I once saw a USC fan get his noodle baked really good online when he was bragging about their coaches and got going on their first really great head coach, Howard Jones. The fool didn't realize that Jones was an Ohio native, was head coach at OSU a decade and a half before he ever showed up at...

In that case, the yokels will swear he runs a sub 4 second 40 and changes his clothes in a phone booth.

Yep. They time the players down there on special cornpone powered stopwatches that show their "true SEC speed". The transfer also has to learn to drawl for that to kick in, too. Or the yokels who root for his new team will swear he's still slow.

SQUEEEEEL like a piggy fer mah now!!!! Phil does kind of look like Ned Beatty.

Seriously (sorta), Ohio U can be a hellacious party school.

I'm just glad they took it off their front porch before they lit it.

I see there have been a few posts in here touching on "worst coach of all time" as well. I would also put Barry Swizzle in high consideration on that list as well, he of the uzi toting and orange jumpsuit clad hordes. But before we crown him with that dubious honor, let us also consider a pal...

I'd bet cash money that at least 50% of currently self identified USC "fans" couldn't remember the name of the coach immediately preceding Carroll, or the more famous guy with the initials JR who preceded him.

If the draft was still 12 rounds, I'd say you would be a 12th rounder based on intangibles and Lee would still be a free agent. Lee might get an invite to try out for a CFL team. Maybe.

If Iowa had done better the last couple of seasons, I think TSUN would have gone after him hammer and tong. I also think that if Bo was still alive, even with Ferentz's record, they would have leaned more his and/or Miles' way and would have avoided Dick Rod entirely. Where JoePa is concerned...

I figure ESPN hired him to make Mark May look smart. It's the only reason that makes any sense at all.

I'd have Will Allen on my squad just based on his big plays during the NC year alone. The guy came up clutch at crucial moments all the time.

Even his pro-ND homerism is an improvement over Beano Cook. Beano was like a ancient Sheriff Woody doll that when you pulled his cord he would blow some insane bit of pro-ND hot air out of his backside.