We're anonymous alcoholics, instead of sitting in a room drinking coffee and talking about how our life is ruined, we sit up late, post here about how awesome it is to be us.
Here's our 12 steps!
1 We admit that beer tastes good, we love the stuff.
2 Come to believe that the hottest girl in a bar is usually the bartender.
3 Make a decision to sit on BP and have 1 more beer before bed.
4 We make an inventory of our liquor cabinet before going to the store.
5 We realize that if we wake up hungover, that was because the drunk thread ruled last night.
6 We have put our support in BUCKYLE to have him guide us through the drunk thread.
7 We make it a point to abuse each other every night, though it usually just ends up with us making fun of numbers.
8 The next day, sometimes, we will appologize to numbers.
9 Continuing to drink and be friends across thousands of miles, through the magic of beer!
10 We've thought about contacting each other, but I think it's safe to assume we think everyone in this thread is fat.
11 We've learned never to change our posts and to accept what we posted while we were drunk.
12 And last, but not least, we have learned to laugh at our posts the next day after a night where our vision got blury and we passed out at the keyboard.
Now we have direction!
I am glad!
Keep this thread alive.
