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'10 MI DE/TE William Gholston (Michigan State signee)

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Michigan Pusserines start whining, "The big, bad man hurt me, mommy!"

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Mommy (Brady Hoke) calls the cops (B1G).

Cops snicker about the whiny Pusserines, but realize Sparty is likely to knock the conference's best chance for a NC game slot out of the unbeaten category. Flash! A solution presents itself!

Cops throw big, bad man into the tank for the weekend, preventing him from wreaking similar havoc on Badgers as he did on the Pusserines. Problem solved!

Sparty gets hosed per usual.
 
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His loss will effect their pass rush. But Dantonio probably can scheme around that.
But more importantly, how will Big Ten refs react to this dirty play?
Will they get targeted for more penalties? Enough to cost them in games?
Will Delaney crack down on them?
 
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Hayzeus dey Christo.

The left handed, limp wristed, commie conspiracy to pussify America is complete.

I no longer want to live in a country where punching a fucking M*ch*gan man in his boyfriends cockholster is seen as a bad thing.

I'm off to hang with Tyson in Bolivia.
 
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