1000 pound man goes home...

[tibor75]

No doubt the local fast food restaurants are licking their chops....

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/half_ton_man

 

[Xevious]

Rick Majerus surfaces again!

 

[tyrus]

staph infection? looks like he was stung by a bee.

 

[Sdgobucks]

Call me immature, call me a mean bastard, but I just cant help but think of Jabba the Hut when I see that picture.

 

[Thump]

Have safe trip home Mr. Housteau.


P.S. Read the message board entries at the bottom of the link, they are hilarious!

 

[BuckStocksHere]

no pity when you get that big... lose some weight you fat f@*!

 

[DEBuckeye]

Mmmm.... Donuts.....

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

talk about letting yourself go..... at point do you start thing there's a problem? I mean... I'm a big guy, but damn!

 

[jcfiesta]

<TABLE width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD><BIG>Re: Can He See His Wee Wee?</BIG><SMALL>


by: melroseplace58 (45/F/Michigan) </SMALL>

</TD><TD vAlign=top align=right><SMALL>01/05/05 10:08 pm


Msg: 3223 of 3256
1 recommendation </SMALL>

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God you people, I cant understand how you can sit there and make fun and ridicule, I can see you must have been one of those kids in school that laughed at the fat kids, or kids with glasses, etc. It's people like you that make the misfits want to give up. Patrick I am rooting for you buddy.

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edit - the above was copy and pasted from yahoo. notice where melrose is from.

Thanks Thump! I spit my coffee out when I read the one asking to see his wee wee.

 

[DEBuckeye]

Maybe Bollman should get ahold of this guy to anchor our o-line for next season.

 

[jcfiesta]

another favorite from Yahoo poster:

<TABLE width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD><BIG>howd ya like to wipe his @ss?</BIG><SMALL>
by: thankgoodnessforaids (59/M/morrison, Illinois) </SMALL></TD><TD vAlign=top align=right><SMALL>01/05/05 11:16 pm
Msg: 3234 of 3256
1 recommendation </SMALL></TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=2>
take a bedsheet to wipe his patoot! I bet he had mushrooms growing on his balls. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

 

[BuckStocksHere]

ick.

 

[Thump]

Check this post out!

<TABLE width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD><BIG>TURN HIM INTO A SUICIDE BOMBER</BIG><SMALL>
by: lastniceguyinnyc </SMALL></TD><TD vAlign=top align=right><SMALL>01/05/05 06:36 pm
Msg: 3134 of 3257
1 recommendation </SMALL></TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=2>
he could level Iraq. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Check this post out!

<TABLE width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD><BIG>TURN HIM INTO A SUICIDE BOMBER</BIG><SMALL>
by: lastniceguyinnyc </SMALL></TD><TD vAlign=top align=right><SMALL>01/05/05 06:36 pm
Msg: 3134 of 3257
1 recommendation </SMALL></TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=2>
he could level Iraq. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

weapons of ass distruction!

 

[Buckeye Maniac]

Normaly (normally?) i wouldn't laugh at others miss fortune... but damn, it's his own fault... so