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1000th BP Post

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by MililaniBuckeye, May 7, 2004.

  1. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    All I have to say is:

    This site fuckin' rocks!
  2. The KSB

    The KSB 4-4-11/11-5-11

    Shouldn't this thread be locked? :wink:
  3. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    Fuck no...I'm the board moderator. :groove:
  4. MightbeaBuck

    MightbeaBuck with hat in hand

    KentStateBuck "Shouldn't this thread be locked?"

    Locked forever, and Sticky'd until somebody else hits the thousand yard marker.
  5. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    well Mili....


    wow, that feels pretty a deep breath of fresh air
  6. BuckeyeTillIDie

    BuckeyeTillIDie The North Remembers

  7. BuckeyeSkins

    BuckeyeSkins Go Bucks/Hail to the Redskins!!

    As we used to say in the radio operator huts..............

    Fuckin Di Dah
  8. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand.

    Congrats Mililani!!

    Here's to another fucking 1,000!!!

    :groove: :cheers: :banger:
  9. lvbuckeye

    lvbuckeye Silver Surfer


    on a different subject:
    i think i'm gonna get banned form BN pretty soon... Riptide is really pissed at me because i keep calling him out for bitching about the O last year...

    ...dumbass doesn't even play close enouh attention to realize that the O lost 7 starters at some point last year, and three or four Other Offensive players...
  10. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    Too bad, Rip used to be cool...
  11. 3yardsandacloud

    3yardsandacloud Administrator Emeritus

    Congratulations Mili, I always love reading your posts.
  12. gbearbuck

    gbearbuck Herbie for President

    And he's the leader of the pack... vroom, vroom... :biggrin:

    Congrats... btw what's with all the F-bombs (not that I car4e, just funny to see so many folks drop them on this thread)...?
  13. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    gbear: btw what's with all the F-bombs

    Cuz we can! :biggrin:
  14. Nixon

    Nixon Wears Scarlet-colored glasses

    You won't be the first.

    And congrats to Mili too. It's good to have someone to rip flamers into pieces.
  15. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

    Oh Fuck,

    I am never going to catch your ass in post count so I won't even bother bitching about it.

    Just for fun, and to loosely follow the thread....

    A little Carlin

    I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
    I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
    They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
    Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
    then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
    that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
    words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
    There are some people that are not into all the words.
    There are some that would have you not use certain words.
    There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
    of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
    399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
    to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
    Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
    "That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
    and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
    "Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
    Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
    curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
    "Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
    Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
    sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
    man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
    snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
    snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
    Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
    One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
    not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
    but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
    completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
    some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
    MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
    there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
    I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
    with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
    you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
    It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
    other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
    together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
    Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
    certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
    don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
    stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
    And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
    accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
    it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
    imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
    hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
    "I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
    than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
    a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
    I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
    the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
    Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
    So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
    I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
    circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
    clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
    and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
    But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
    Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
    CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
    the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
    Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
    say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
    them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
    goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
    can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no.


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