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2011 SEC Football Discussion

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Cover for SEC Media Guide.
Which barely nudged the option below:
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Nutriaitch;1955299; said:
no [Mark May] sherlock!

main difference is that y'all get to play a national title contender in LSU every year, while we stuck playing some inbred pig [censored]ers from Fayetteville who always mange to [Mark May] the bed on the big stage.
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This is ludicrous on all levels.

1. LSU is not a national title contender every year. Backing into the NC game in 2007-8 after you had your coon-asses handed to you in God-forsaken Baton Rouge by the idiot Houston Dale Nutt, of all people, isn't something you morons should be all that proud of. You also lost to Kentucky - in football - that year by blowing a two-touchdown lead, which in and of itself should have disqualified you from a BCS bowl, much less the NC game.

My wife's idiot dog could have as much success coaching at LSU as that cud-chewing Michigan idiot, Les Miles, who lucked his happy ass into a NC with a two-loss team that Nick Saban built. The very same Nick Saban who got his happy ass out of your shithole school, your cesspool town and your septic tank state like his ass was on fire and his head was catching.

What is actually true is that LSU consistently under-performs considering the talent on the roster and the talent that Louisiana produces. You rat-eating morons were irrelevant for 45 years before Nick Saban arrived and unless you can convince him to come back, that's where you're headed again for as long as you have Les Miles bovine brilliance lumbering along the sideline trying to figure out how much time is on the clock and what the rules of the game are.

LSU is a national title pretender, not national title contender.

2. A Coon-ass calling a Razorback 'inbred' without irony? Coming from a guy who names himself after a flesh-eating parasite that comes from rat shit and is caught by swimming in a swamp, that's pretty fucking funny.

3. The SOS argument you're making is simply stupid. The reason we both have such a brutal schedule, year-in/year-out is because we play in the SEC. Take Arkansas out of LSU's schedule and replace it with anyone but Vandy and it's not going to get any easier. Take LSU out of Arkansas' schedule and replace it with anyone but Vandy and it's not going to get any easier.

Top-to-bottom, the SEC is brutal - taking any one team out of the equation and replacing it with another isn't going to have a significant difference in SOS. But hey, y'all keep right on beating up on LaLa, LaMo, McNeese and Tulane and feeling good about yourselves.

4. Since joining the SEC, LSU is 1/2 a game over .500 vs. Arkansas. Since 2003, the dates in question regarding this ridiculous SOS 'debate', LSU is 1 game over .500 vs. Arkansas. If y'all are that much better than us, you'd think that would be a much better record. If playing Arkansas is dragging your SOS down so much, and Arkansas is such an unworthy opponent of teh mighty tiggers, you buttfuckers play anyone better than us and you'll have to put that one down as a guaranteed loss every year.

5. You need to get over yourself coon-ass.
 
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SmoovP;1955662; said:
You rat-eating morons were irrelevant for 45 years before Nick Saban arrived and unless you can convince him to come back, that's where you're headed again for as long as you have Les Miles bovine brilliance lumbering along the sideline trying to figure out how much time is on the clock and what the rules of the game are.
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:slappy:

That's GPA worthy smack right there.

(sorry Nutria not taking sides just admiring the haymaker a fighter landed)
 
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Bobby Pertino's son arrested.

HUNTINGBURG, Ind. (AP) -- The son of Arkansas football coach Bobby Petrino has been arrested in Indiana on drug-related charges.

The Huntingburg Police Department in southern Indiana said 23-year-old Dominic R. Petrino, of Fayetteville, Ark., was arrested at 12:06 a.m. Monday.

He was charged with driving while intoxicated, possession of marijuana, illegal possession of prescription drugs and possession of paraphernalia.
An officer pulled Petrino over after reportedly seeing him drive off the road and then back onto the roadway. Police say a blood test showed the presence of marijuana and prescription opiates.

Petrino was booked into the Dubois County Jail and was released on $1,000 cash bond later Monday. A jail officer didn't know if he had an attorney.
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I'm going to have to blame Indiana for this one. Everybody knows nothing good happens in Indiana.
 
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SmoovP;1955662; said:
1. LSU is not a national title contender every year.
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our trophy case says other wise.
I realize you wouldn't know anything about full trophy cases.



SmoovP;1955662; said:
My wife's idiot dog could have as much success coaching at LSU as that cud-chewing Michigan idiot, Les Miles, who lucked his happy ass into a NC with a two-loss team that Nick Saban built. The very same Nick Saban who got his happy ass out of your shithole school, your cesspool town and your septic tank state like his ass was on fire and his head was catching.
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that idiot has a better winning percentage at LSU than Saban did.
so apparently your wife's idiot dog is better than him too.

SmoovP;1955662; said:
You rat-eating morons were irrelevant for 45 years before Nick Saban arrived
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we managed to win a few SEC titles while being "irrelevant".
something the piggies still ain't figured out.

also, no offense to our hosts here, but every SEC school to face the buckeyes in a bowl game manged to win...except for Arkansas.


SmoovP;1955662; said:
The SOS argument you're making is simply stupid.
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no, it's called math.

we were simply more successful over that run than the piggies were if you look at actual wins and losses in the regular and post season.
 
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