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2013 NBA Finals: Who wins, and in how many games?

An open letter to three of my former friends:

Dear NBA, your season ends in April at the very latest and doesn't begin until December. Please note and make the appropriate changes. Oh, and start calling steps, palming, flopping and hand checking. Failure to do so is ruining a great game.

Dear NHL, Your season ends in late March and should not begin until it's safe to drive a car onto the St. Lawrence - let's say late November. Please note and make the necessary changes.

Dear MLB, Your season should begin no sooner than mid April and the last game of the World Series should be scheduled to be no later than the first week of October. Please note and make the necessary changes.

While I have enjoyed all three of you over the years, I have noticed an increasing tendency to arrive too soon and depart too late. This has led to my decreasing enjoyment and concern as to what happens in your various activities and a severe curtailment of my interest and viewing time.

You are also proving to be a major distraction to the sport I love the most, football, a sentiment I feel sure is shared by the majority of the sports watching viewership of the US.

Sincerely,

Cincibuck

PS, I know, you don't give a shit, but I feel better having shared this with you.
 
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cincibuck;2346135; said:
An open letter to three of my former friends:

Dear NBA, your season ends in April at the very latest and doesn't begin until December. Please note and make the appropriate changes. Oh, and start calling steps, palming, flopping and hand checking. Failure to do so is ruining a great game.

Dear NHL, Your season ends in late March and should not begin until it's safe to drive a car onto the St. Lawrence - let's say late November. Please note and make the necessary changes.

Dear MLB, Your season should begin no sooner than mid April and the last game of the World Series should be scheduled to be no later than the first week of October. Please note and make the necessary changes.

While I have enjoyed all three of you over the years, I have noticed an increasing tendency to arrive too soon and depart too late. This has led to my decreasing enjoyment and concern as to what happens in your various activities and a severe curtailment of my interest and viewing time.

You are also proving to be a major distraction to the sport I love the most, football, a sentiment I feel sure is shared by the majority of the sports watching viewership of the US.

Sincerely,

Cincibuck

PS, I know, you don't give a [Mark May], but I feel better having shared this with you.

PSS, And get off my lawn.

FIFY

And BTW, I approve this message.
 
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