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3 good arguments of Jesus

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by CCI, Nov 23, 2004.

  1. CCI

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    There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
    1. He called everyone "brother."
    2. He liked Gospel.
    3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
    1. He went into His Father's business.
    2. He lived at home until he was 33.
    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
    1. He talked with his hands.
    2. He had wine with His meals.
    3. He used olive oil.


    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
    1. He never cut his hair.
    2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
    3. He started a new religion.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
    1. He was at peace with nature.
    2. He ate a lot of fish.
    3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

    But then there were 3 equally good arguments the Jesus was Irish:
    1. He never got married.
    2. He was always telling stories.
    3. He loved green pastures.
     

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