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A question of etiquette...

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Folanator

Folanator

Brawndo's got electrolytes...
OK, I am at my 7 year olds soccer tournament this weekend. It's 90 and humid. I have the major league swamp ass going in the heat. So, it's time to whip off the shirt and try and get a little relief. I look around, NOBODY has a shirt off. This is outside at a park so it's not like it should be offensive.

Here's the question, since when did it become unacceptable to take your shirt off in public? I understand at an amusement park. I understand at a picnic. I sort of get it at a baseball game.

Here's my theories....

A large % of the population looks as bloated as a drowned body that has been in the river for a month. Because they are fat and ashamed to show it, suddenly they look with scorn at a shirtless person. I make them feel fat because I am fit. Therefore it's wrong for anyone to take their shirt off because they are ashamed.

Cincinnati has the most up-tight population in the US. Anything to do with nakedness gets them in an uproar. Want to see cleavage? Don't come to the Natti. Not an issue in Cali, Florida or most of the West coast. Guess what people, not wearing a shirt does not mean I am looking for sex you stupid conservative fucks.

It's an honest question...sort of.
 
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Fuck 'em. Take your shirt off. If they can't deal with someone actually not being a lard ass like themselves, they can push themselves away from the dining table and hit the fucking gym...
 
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MililaniBuckeye;1710336; said:
Fuck 'em. Take your shirt off. If they can't deal with someone actually not being a lard ass like themselves, they can push themselves away from the dining table and hit the fucking gym...
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Amen Wingman. I knew where you would stand! :biggrin:
 
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FWIW - I live near Boca Raton, and if I have to be subject to the leathery, fat old men and women who walk/jog/sit by the pool with nothing much to cover their nasty looking flesh (I still do not understand why they sell bikinis/speedos to these people) then by all means take your shirt off at a public park in Cincitucky while watching your kid(s) play soccer.
 
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When I moved from Vero Beach to Washington State for some summer construction work, my buddy and I went to the store to buy something on a Saturday, and wondered why we were being stared at by frowning people like we were axe murderers...

Seems that the swim trunks and flip flops with no shirt look was not the standard weekend wear outside of Vero. Funny regional differences.
 
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