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Advice for your daughters

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by exhawg, Apr 5, 2005.

  1. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    I just heard this on the radio and it is the best advice I've ever heard on how to have a happy marriage.

    Tell your daughters that they need to do three things to have a happy marriage:
    -Be a lady in the living room
    -Be a chef in the kitchen
    -Be a freak in the bed

    Some chick called in and said that her dad told her that before she got married.
     
  2. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand.

    I'll never tell my daughter that.
     
  3. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    I just hope I never have a daughter
     
  4. OSUsushichic

    OSUsushichic Fired up! Ready to go!

    That's good advice .... if you want kicked in the nuts! :biggrin:
     
  5. gbearbuck

    gbearbuck Herbie for President

    That wouldn't go over well with my sisters. They would tell my mom in a heartbeat, and mom would yap at dad nonstop...
     
  6. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand.

    My advice to my daughter: Don't pose for pictures that could one day end up on a Hot Ladies thread on a message board. :)
     
  7. AJHawkfan

    AJHawkfan Wanna make $14 the hard way?

    Better for them to end up there than in the Romper Room, right?
     
  8. LloydSev

    LloydSev DreamWeaver

    that's good advice for a mom to give her daughters...

    I don't think I'll ever talk about the bedroom stuff with a future daughter i may have... unless i were to walk in on her and i have to kick her boyfriends ass in front of her.
     
  9. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!


    It is for this reason, I am glad that I have two sons. Although I think it would be fun to be that shotgun cleaning Dad when the boyfriend shows up to pick up his date.

    I often thought about it, "It's 9:45, I want her home by 10:00 or I will hunt you down and kill you like a dog"..."No, I don't care if the movie trailers won't even be done by then".

    :biggrin:
     
  10. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand.

    very true

    I know guy that did something similar. When his daughter was in her late teens (and she lived at home) she wanted her boyfriend to spend the night, He said it was OK as long as they slept in separate rooms.... he then placed his shotgun in the hallway between the two rooms :lol: Needless to say notingr went on that night.
     
  11. buckzip

    buckzip Reeking with awesomeness

    My daughter is going to be a Nun. I feel sorry for any boy that comes here to try to pick her up.
     
  12. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

    When I was in HS and right after we used to mess with my bud's little sister's boyfriends. She was about 4 yrs younger than us, and extremely hot. I actually wanted my youngest to be a girl just so I could do that. I am glad in hindsight he was a boy though, I can always go to a freinds house with girls and be that psycho uncle :biggrin:
     
  13. NorthShoreBuck

    NorthShoreBuck True Madness Requires Significant Intelligence

    I have two daughters, they are and will be taught to always act like ladies.
    They will also be taught how to expect the best from their boyfriends and if they don't get that they will be taught how to kick the boys ass to the curb.
    Now my oldest is too smart, and too afraid to get into trouble, to do anything stupid.
    My youngest will not take any shit off anyone so I am not worried about her. We have already had the parent teacher conferences since she has thumped a few boys that tried to get over on her.

    Every day I tell them to think for themselves and not to do anything that will embarrass them or their grandparents.

    Besides my wife has them convinced they will live at home forever.
     
  14. BuckBackHome

    BuckBackHome Wolverine is largest member of weasel family

    I have two boys and they are being raised to be gentlemen, or so help them.

    I remember freshman year of high school going over to this girl's house my friend was interested in. We met her dad. Well, he used to play defensive line for Purdue. When he took us in his office and showed us pictures of him playing ball it was intimidating. My friend actually ended up being bigger than the dad by the time we finished high school, but he was still Mr. to us.

    I knew a girl in undergrad who would stand at the door until her date would open it for her. No matter if it was a car door, door to a building or something else she expected perfect manners out of her date. She was hot as hell, so she got her way.
     
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  15. Deety

    Deety Senior

    I've got a better version of that... will post it later if I can figure out where I put it.

    There's certainly nothing objectionable there... the bedroom reference is within the context of marriage. Might be a few things to add to the list, though...
     

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