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To get there you had to drive on Quakerbridge Road... that's the road George Washington took his troops heading north to the Battle of Princeton
In that battle General Mercer was stabbed to death by seven bayonets... thus Mercer County and Mercer County Park
 
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To get there you had to drive on Quakerbridge Road... that's the road George Washington took his troops heading north to the Battle of Princeton
In that battle General Mercer was stabbed to death by seven bayonets... thus Mercer County and Mercer County Park

Yup, know Quakerbridge Road well now. Also acquainted with the WAWA over by Mercer. Drove right by the Battle of Princeton site and would have stopped were it not for the crazy rain.

Gotta be honest, first time I’ve been on that side of NJ and I liked Princeton quite a bit. Is all of western NJ like that? Found the people who didn’t have PA plates to be quite friendly.
 
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Much of the west side is that same type towns (from Ringoes/Lawrenceville down to Bordentown). A couple towns like mine (I border on Princeton, same town as Chug) are bedroom communities without a real downtown but outstanding schools. The Wawa is our downtown. The HS was $86M and the snob parents told the school don't touch the athletic fields. They built them from huge donations. Everything is pro turf including all the LAX fields and field hockey. The school has something like 10 LAX teams.
 
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Much of the west side is that same type towns (from Ringoes/Lawrenceville down to Bordentown). A couple towns like mine (I border on Princeton, same town as Chug) are bedroom communities without a real downtown but outstanding schools. The Wawa is our downtown. The HS was $86M and the snob parents told the school don't touch the athletic fields. They built them from huge donations. Everything is pro turf including all the LAX fields and field hockey. The school has something like 10 LAX teams.

And not a single bottle of aqua velva to be found.
 
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Here is a real annoyance.....

Breaking Down The Scene: The Man Who Nonchalantly Shit On An Airport Floor

Behold, a live-action IBS Diary caught on camera.



Everyone else here sees a sociopath who casually shit on an airport floor without breaking stride. We in the IBS community see a man who just flawlessly executed an accident that needed to happen. Let’s break this down from an IBS’er perspective.

The first thing we look at is the man’s pace. Most people’s grace period steps are a power walk, but this victim’s are short and tight. This indicates that he is on his final clenches. He can no longer defend the wall and knows a breach is about to happen, so he condenses his steps in an effort to fire off his shot as subtly as one can under these conditios. Had he remained in a power walk, the shit could have flown forward or shot backward depending on the length of his stride, but when you tighten your steps you allow said poo to drop straight below you to avoid this. Again, he couldn’t have executed it better if he wanted to. Did not skip a BEAT while letting it fly.

As far as the guy who slipped on it—the one who the normal bowel community may refer to as the true victim in this—that’s just being at the wrong place during the wrong time. There’s nothing else you can really say about that one. Stepping in human fecal is one thing, but to slip and fall in it? Tough break. No one wanted that to happen less than me and IBS America. But in our world when you have to go, you need to go, and our fellow union member here couldn’t have pulled off a better performance in doing so. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

Entire article: https://www.barstoolsports.com/chic...mpaign=organic_social_twitter_BarstoolTweetss

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Here is a real annoyance.....

Breaking Down The Scene: The Man Who Nonchalantly Shit On An Airport Floor

Behold, a live-action IBS Diary caught on camera.



Everyone else here sees a sociopath who casually shit on an airport floor without breaking stride. We in the IBS community see a man who just flawlessly executed an accident that needed to happen. Let’s break this down from an IBS’er perspective.

The first thing we look at is the man’s pace. Most people’s grace period steps are a power walk, but this victim’s are short and tight. This indicates that he is on his final clenches. He can no longer defend the wall and knows a breach is about to happen, so he condenses his steps in an effort to fire off his shot as subtly as one can under these conditios. Had he remained in a power walk, the shit could have flown forward or shot backward depending on the length of his stride, but when you tighten your steps you allow said poo to drop straight below you to avoid this. Again, he couldn’t have executed it better if he wanted to. Did not skip a BEAT while letting it fly.

As far as the guy who slipped on it—the one who the normal bowel community may refer to as the true victim in this—that’s just being at the wrong place during the wrong time. There’s nothing else you can really say about that one. Stepping in human fecal is one thing, but to slip and fall in it? Tough break. No one wanted that to happen less than me and IBS America. But in our world when you have to go, you need to go, and our fellow union member here couldn’t have pulled off a better performance in doing so. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

Entire article: https://www.barstoolsports.com/chic...mpaign=organic_social_twitter_BarstoolTweetss

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I'm going to drop a little Jew knowledge on y'all here. Remember in the opening of Laverne and Shirley when they say the Yiddish words Schlemiel! Schlamazel!? In the scenario above, the guy who dropped the deuce is a schlemiel and the guy who slipped on it is a schlimazel.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/schlemiel-schlimazel-hase_b_8512356

 
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Here is a real annoyance.....

Breaking Down The Scene: The Man Who Nonchalantly Shit On An Airport Floor

Behold, a live-action IBS Diary caught on camera.



Everyone else here sees a sociopath who casually shit on an airport floor without breaking stride. We in the IBS community see a man who just flawlessly executed an accident that needed to happen. Let’s break this down from an IBS’er perspective.

The first thing we look at is the man’s pace. Most people’s grace period steps are a power walk, but this victim’s are short and tight. This indicates that he is on his final clenches. He can no longer defend the wall and knows a breach is about to happen, so he condenses his steps in an effort to fire off his shot as subtly as one can under these conditios. Had he remained in a power walk, the shit could have flown forward or shot backward depending on the length of his stride, but when you tighten your steps you allow said poo to drop straight below you to avoid this. Again, he couldn’t have executed it better if he wanted to. Did not skip a BEAT while letting it fly.

As far as the guy who slipped on it—the one who the normal bowel community may refer to as the true victim in this—that’s just being at the wrong place during the wrong time. There’s nothing else you can really say about that one. Stepping in human fecal is one thing, but to slip and fall in it? Tough break. No one wanted that to happen less than me and IBS America. But in our world when you have to go, you need to go, and our fellow union member here couldn’t have pulled off a better performance in doing so. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

Entire article: https://www.barstoolsports.com/chic...mpaign=organic_social_twitter_BarstoolTweetss

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That's shitty.
 
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