Annika Sorenstam getting divorced!!

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No real shocker here, I guess the shocker is that she stayed married for 8 years.

I always thought she was a lesbian until I found out she was married.

Wonder if she is a switch-hitter?

 

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I looked up her name with "lesbian" to try and get you some dirt, but instead found an article that is kinda funny. I lauged out loud at one line. . . http://www.cornellreview.org/nsogart.cgi?num=136

In the face of overwhelming public support, Annika Sorenstam bravely broke the PGA sex barrier at the Colonial and…choked. Early reports indicate that the main reason for her poor performance was that she putted like a girl. After finishing 5-over par at the end of two rounds, Annika was forced to take a powder (literally), leaving the green in tears. (Sadly, she had a hard time finding her way off the green due to her inability to read a map.)

Here is an article for lesbians giving Annika and other golfer's gaydar ratings: :) http://www.girlfriendsmag.com/places.html

Playing in the not-openly-gay tourney—whoops, I mean the Kraft Nabisco Championship—this year are Karie Webb, Se Ri Pak, and Annika Sorenstam, to whom Michelle Kort’s new Dinah! Three Decades of Sex, Golf, and Rock ‘n’ Roll gives respective gaydar ratings of never-married- but-looks-pretty-straight, 30 percent, and 10 percent. If they are competing, I’ll be stalking Rosie Jones (100 percent), Patty Sheehan (100 percent) and power driver Laura Davies (50 percent). See you on the green.