Any suggestions on what to give a

[Sdgobucks]

Please clarify the "chain" reference.

Donny no one is that fucking stupid. I used to think that you were just a moron, but you are obviously just acting like a fool to see what reaction you will get out of us. Why don't you drop the whole dumb ass routine and post with at least some intelligence.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Donny no one is that fucking stupid. I used to think that you were just a moron, but you are obviously just acting like a fool to see what reaction you will get out of us. Why don't you drop the whole dumb ass routine and post with at least some intelligence.

ding ding ding....we have a wiener.



or a banana anyway.

 

[Misanthrope]

girl for Valentines?

If you have to ask us, you're in trouble already.

I'm guessing you know her better than anyone here...don't you?

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Maybe what you should be asking is whether a gift appropriate to give a girl would also be appropriate to give Bubba (your cellmate).

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

this thread has been hilarious... but generally the great suggestions from the paintchippers were the best... BuckinMich, are you a paintchipper lean?

 

[AKAK]

Nothing means Valentine's Day like a little hand boogie from the same sex.

That is.... Unless a pearl necklace is in the budget.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Get her a rag dipped in ether. You'll get her in the sack in no time.

 

[AKAK]

I heard there's a speciall on J-Lo pants at walgreens... 2 for 19.99.

Or maybe a nice lawn ornament... like maybe a car with no wheels.

How about a orthodonture gift certificate?

Possibly a lifetime supply of aquanet?

"po but proud" bumper sticker.

Stars and Bars Tatoo?

John Schneider poster?

Line dancing video?

Spray paint confirmation of your love on a watertower?

Karaoke version of "You never even call me by my name?"

Busch Light Mirror?

Groundhog Trail Bologna?

Deer Whistle for the F-150? Fuzzy Dice? Naked Lady Mud flaps? Neon Ground effects?

"The best of Toby Keith?"

New Couch for the front porch?

Whittlin Knife?

Flintlock for Oil Prospectin? (THat's two tamps on the Squirrel rifle, Jessup)

A Mike Price autographed copy of Deliverance (I don't even know what that means)

 

[buckiprof]

"The best of Toby Keith?"

Isn't that an oxymoron AKAK?

Donny - Give her a good orgasm and your good to go.

 

[AKAK]

I couldn't tell you one Toby Keith song.... so maybe it is.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Chicks love appliances.

 

[RugbyBuck]

That's it! Get her a toaster. I know where you can pick one up.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Hey, that reminds me, Bike racks... 3:30.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Hey, that reminds me, Bike racks... 3:30.

Last time someone pussed out.... i had money on that one too!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Not the first time Kbuck's toaster has failed to live up to the hype.

Talks a big game, but at go time? One big no show.