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anyone getting dumped right now...

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I never trusted something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
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That line kills me every time.

Gettin' dumped sucks, but everyone's right when they say it might be worth it. I don't know your history with this girl, but I remember a 3 year relationship breaking off just after college. I was really bummed. But, now that I look back, I never should have stayed with the stupid, lying bitch-whore as long as I did, and breaking up was the best thing that could have happened.

But that's just me.... :biggrin:
 
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The only advice I would give you is to lie. Always lie..."Do you love me?" Answer: Lie. And also lie when the you break up. Never start a thread on BP saying "I just got dumped". Start a lie on BP that says "I just dumped my bitch". People will think better of you...:biggrin:
 
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U P D A T E

same shi* last nite...except i told her i already had a date this weekend and made her cry. so immature i know. in a nutshell, what's going on is this:

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Any bitch that doesn't break her back for you, isn't worth breaking yours for. Screw them,leave them,treat them like shit. They will call you within a week crying about what they have done wrong. Care about them,treat them good, and watch them walk off with another guy and call you the best friend she ever had.
 
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powerlifter said:
Any bitch that doesn't break her back for you, isn't worth breaking yours for. Screw them,leave them,treat them like shit. They will call you within a week crying about what they have done wrong. Care about them,treat them good, and watch them walk off with another guy and call you the best friend she ever had.
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that's some good advice right there. :wink:
 
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jcfiesta said:
HIOW, you a dryjacker or wetjacker? Can you execute each procedure amphibiously?
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I have to use lube now. Too much vagina made my skin weak. If I take care of busisness without lube I get raw now. Damn my girlfriend for giving me all that sex. :p
 
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