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Are you having a bad day?

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by LoKyBuckeye, Oct 6, 2004.

  1. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    it could be worse... you could be this guy.

    :lol:

    http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=6406472

    BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
    It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

    "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

    Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
     
  2. scooter1369

    scooter1369 Chief Toad Fart

    That makes me very, very sad in the pants. :(
     
  3. buckzip

    buckzip Reeking with awesomeness

    Oooooouuuuuucccccccchhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. OilerBuck

    OilerBuck Sweet Crude

    What is this guy doing with his manhood exposed while he is butchering chickens? Does he have some sort of whacked up fetish or something?

    Wow...I think this made me realize how good of a day I've had so far.
     
  5. OSUBasketballJunkie

    OSUBasketballJunkie Never Forget 31-0

    Just remember when you think your having a bad day, think about this crazy story......:shake:
     
  6. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    On the radio station that I listen to they thought that the guy put something on his dick to get the dog to lick it. The dog ended up biting off his dick and he blamed it on cutting off chicken heads.
     
  7. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    What is it about Eastern European guys and problems with their dicks? I heard a story on the radio this morning about a guy (I think he was Romainian, too) who fell asleep on the beach and woke up to find a crawfish had clamped it's claw on his dick. Fucking OW! He had to have help getting it off, and then he decided to take revenge on the crawfish by taking it home and eating it.
    :lol:
     
  8. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    thats not a bad pickup move.......with a fake crawfish of course.
     
  9. exhawg

    exhawg Mirror Guy Staff Member

    I don't know a crawfish is a little too close to a crab for me.
     
  10. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    oh come on....its the same as the cock in the popcorn bucket at the movies bit..............................................................




    oh like you guys never tried that!
     
  11. gregorylee

    gregorylee I'd rather be napping!!

    I think I'm going to yack :sick1:
     
  12. DEBuckeye

    DEBuckeye It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.

    Isn't that Pee-Wee Herman's signature move?
     

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