Baby Registry Shopping (shoot me now)

[Fungo Squiggly]

My one piece of advice. Wrap it up and this shit isn't an issue!

 

[TDunk]

My two pieces of advice. Wrap it up and this [Mark May] isn't an issue! And picnic tables don't talk back. But they might need some new "support".

FIFY. cc @Buckeyeskickbuttocks

 

[kinch]

For you expecting new fathers out there: I am trying to remember what really mattered on the registry. A stroller, and don't skimp, diapers, wipes. . . some cocaine to keep you up at night. That's about all you really need.

If your wife breast feeds, also some nipple ointment. I don't know what it is, but, yeah.

 

[Jaxbuck]

For you expecting new fathers out there: I am trying to remember what really mattered on the registry. A stroller, and don't skimp, diapers, wipes. . . some cocaine to keep you up at night. That's about all you really need.

If your wife breast feeds, also some nipple ointment. I don't know what it is, but, yeah.

What do your wife's habits have to do with needing nipple ointment?

 

[kinch]

What do your wife's habits have to do with needing nipple ointment?

Well, the milk is sweet and delicious. But a grown man suckles harder. This causes pain. I could get into more detail. . .