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Baron Davis claims he was abducted by aliens...

buckeyemania11

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http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/e...he-was-abducted-by-aliens-about-two-weeks-ago

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?I was actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago,? Davis said.

When probed for details, he explained he was driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in the early morning recently and this is what happened:

?I see this light and it's a big a?truck. And I said, oh f---- this is going to be traffic,? Davis said. :biggrin:riving, driving and the next thing you know there's a steel thing and these crazy looking people ? half human, half ugly-looking mother f-----s.

?They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montabello dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. at 4 o'clock in the morning.?
 
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Same thing happened to me about a year ago. I firmly believe they're trying to harness our beard growing ability. It explains why Mr. Davis was victimized as I was.

Also, before Thump gets excited, they weren't into anal.
 
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BUCKYLE;2353527; said:
Same thing happened to me about a year ago. I firmly believe they're trying to harness our beard growing ability. It explains why Mr. Davis was victimized as I was.

Also, before Thump gets excited, they weren't into anal.

No Anal??!!! :shake:
 
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buckeyemania11;2353496; said:
http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/e...he-was-abducted-by-aliens-about-two-weeks-ago

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?I was actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago,? Davis said.
When probed for details, he explained he was driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in the early morning recently and this is what happened:
?I see this light and it's a big a?truck. And I said, oh f---- this is going to be traffic,? Davis said. Driving, driving and the next thing you know there's a steel thing and these crazy looking people ? half human, half ugly-looking mother f-----s.
?They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montabello dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. at 4 o'clock in the morning.?​


I see what they did there...
 
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