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Be careful when you say "i bet my left nut...." (merged)

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BuckeyeNation27

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Be careful when you say "i bet my left nut...."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20050208/od_nm/odd_testicles_dc

Well, at Least He Won't Be Fathering More Fans...

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LONDON (Reuters) - [size=-1] A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday. [/size]

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</td></tr></tbody></table> [size=-1]Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said. [/size]

[size=-1]Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking. [/size]

[size=-1]But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done. [/size]

[size=-1]Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said. [/size]

[size=-1]Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years. [/size]
 
djtidebuck said:
I don't think that would have happened in the South.
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What the hell is that supposed to mean?

BuckeyeNation27 said:
riiiiiiiiiiiight. there was a thread. it was right next to the pink elephant. everythings going to be ok :wink:
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I just found it, the story was posted in the Broken Nose thread. I knew I had seen it somewhere.
 
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But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done
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Well... so much for the "I played Hockey the day my wisdom teeth came out" hardasses.

This dude cut off his own balls and then went to the bar.

What you got now 27?
 
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AKAKBUCK said:
Well... so much for the "I played Hockey the day my wisdom teeth came out" hardasses.

This dude cut off his own balls and then went to the bar.

What you got now 27?
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he didnt play hockey afterwards. shit....its not even that impressive. women walk to bars without balls all the time.

Thump said:
I just found it, the story was posted in the Broken Nose thread. I knew I had seen it somewhere.
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sorry. ill check every active thread before i post from now on :p
 
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djtidebuck said:
I am afraid you would have to live here to understand.
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Donny, I'm from the South and have lived here all my life except when in school at Oregon State and Ohio State. I don't understand what that is supposed to mean. It's fundamentally stupid to imply that for some reason people in the South care more about their balls. Jesus, I think my iq just dropped a point just typing that. You are precisely the walking and, unfortunately, talking stereotype that Southerners have to overcome every day.

AKAKBUCK said:
This dude cut off his own balls and then went to the bar.

What you got now 27?
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You've gotta respect that. My only question is, why would he do it after a win?
 
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RugbyBuck said:
My only question is, why would he do it after a win?
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If you bet against your team you might cut your balls off too. That's like betting on SCum or Brutusbabe saying if we beat SCum she would put up a nude shot to go with the boobs. So the only question is where is the pic? Anyone follow that?
 
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You've gotta respect that. My only question is, why would he do it after a win?
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Umm..

Let's look at the facts.

One: The guy said.. following any phrase, "I'm going to cut my balls off"

Two: He did it.

Three: He then told people about it and showed them that he did it.

So... now you want to attach "reason" to this?

I believe in the search for understanding... but I 'm quite sure the motivations for this can be chalked up to a Blood Alcohol Content many times the legal limit.

btw donny, I'm pretty sure a random scanning of the Darwin Awards will yeild stories with similar outcomes... if not intended... that were preceded by that fateful cracker battle cry, "Hey y'all.... Watch This!"
 
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