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Best line of the Oscars:

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by DA-Bucks, Feb 27, 2005.

  1. DA-Bucks

    DA-Bucks Trick shot artist Former FF The Deuce Champ

    Chris Rock: "We're all excited to see our next four presenters, Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruise".
     
  2. jlb1705

    jlb1705 hipster doofus Staff Member Bookie

    Chris Rock never disappoints... And neither do those four.:biggrin:
     
  3. greatwhitenorth

    greatwhitenorth Freshman

    yea one of the only bright spots of a very boring show so far
     
  4. WoodyWorshiper

    WoodyWorshiper THINK, Before You Speak Former College Pick'Em Champ

    Then Sean the "Punk" has to make this asshole remark directed back at Chris Rock about Jude Law which I thought was pretty damn funny. Penn has always been and will always be an asshole.
     
  5. DeNiro

    DeNiro Certified Cat Milker

    His line about Michael Moore having done the research for Super Size Me was pretty hilarious.
     
  6. MolGenBuckeye

    MolGenBuckeye Senior

    My favorite unintentionally funny line was by one of the interviewers outside beforehand, talking to Annette Bening and Warren Beatty. He wished her luck and said something like, "I'm sure you've got plenty of room on your mantel...um, I mean, I'm sure there's stuff up there already."
     
  7. ScarletBlood31

    ScarletBlood31 Buckeye in Blacksburg

    I normally really like Chris Rock, and think he is one of the most hilarious comics out there, but last night I thought his whole act was pretty boring and way out of place at the Oscars. I mean the whole thing is supposed to be about honoring all the actors/actresses and movies and all that, and if you're gonna try to cut down on a bunch of the people there, at least be funny. And Chris, please, we've heard enough of the black jokes.
     
  8. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    I don't know how anyone watches that crap.


    A bunch of self-absorbed actors acting self-important.
     
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  9. scooter1369

    scooter1369 Chief Toad Fart

    [rant]

    Actors getting awards for doing one of the easiest jobs in the country. Where are the Network cameras for a presentation of a Bronze Star or a Congressional Medal of Honor? Why aren't they there for a graduation of Firefighters or Law Enforcement Officers? Where are they for the opening ceremonies of the Special Olympics? Where the fuck are they for the shit that actually matters?

    Kudos to the local networks that use valuable aritime to applaud class valedictorians and local heroes who spend their time trying to make a differnce. Kudos to those who use their celebrity to support the troops despite their feelings for the campaign.

    Fuck the Golden Globes, Oscars, Grammies, Tonies, and the whole lot of em. Fuck Chris Rock who claimed he wasn't going to bash Bush, and then spent 5 minutes doing just that on a global stage. Fuck Michael Moore for not doing Supersize Me and keeling over on day 20.

    Kudos to the academy for blowing off Fatass 911 and Bashing of the Christ. Its Bullshit that Shrek 2 didn't win best animated feature. Kudos to whoever dreamt up the idea of putting Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz on stage together. Fuck you to the producer and camera man that panned to Jamie Foxx and Morgan Freeman in the audience everytime Chris Rock made one of his tiresome black jokes. What were they looking for? Them to have their right fist raised and their head down?

    [/rant]
     
  10. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Wow!!

    For someone who hates it, you sure seem like you spent the whole night watching it with your details of the program. :roll1:
     
  11. scooter1369

    scooter1369 Chief Toad Fart

    Siince I work nights, not possible. But nice try.
     
  12. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Then how do you know about the camera panning to Morgan Freeman and Jamie Foxx all night?
     
  13. scooter1369

    scooter1369 Chief Toad Fart

    I watched the news when I got home this morning, read another board that was talking about last night.
     
  14. ManInBlack

    ManInBlack Banned

    Pay me $100 or more and I would consider watching that garbage, otherwise, I'd rather deep clean my bathrooms.
     
  15. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    Ok, I' guess I'll let you off the hook.:biggrin:
     

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