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Best Little Convent in Texas

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by NorthShoreBuck, Jul 20, 2004.

  1. NorthShoreBuck

    NorthShoreBuck True Madness Requires Significant Intelligence

    My wife sent me this, it made me laugh. I am on my way to Texas tomorrow. I'll keep my eyes open.

    Best Little Convent in Texas
    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye..... It reads:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES

    He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and he drives on without second thought...... Soon he sees another sign, which says:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES

    Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying:

    SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT

    His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.... On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

    He climbs the steps and rings the bell.... The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?".... He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."..... "Very well, my son. Please follow me."

    The man is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented....The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door".............

    He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door..... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the

    cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this

    hallway".......

    He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns

    cup..... He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.... As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

    GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

    SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER



     
  2. Crump's brother

    Crump's brother Moxahala Park Carnie

    Good one, 'nola.

    Here's another nun joke.

    A nun is taking a bath when suddenly, someone knocks on the door. "Who is it?" she says. "I have to talk to you, it's the blind man," the voice answers.
    "Well, then I guess you can come in," replies the nun. The blind man enters.
    "Nice tits," he says, "where do you want me to hang the blind?"
     

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