Big XII (official thread of whining, and homely herpes-having’ hos)

[Abenaki]

3. Pac poaches the Mwc, then both major conferences are shambles. Will result in the sec and big ten poaches a few more.

I don't think anything the Pac-12, Big 12, or ACC do, beyond somehow convincing their members to sign a grant of rights in perpetuity, will keep the B1G or the SEC from taking what they want. They're going to have to figure out how to take the leftovers and make a conference or two that wields enough influence to at least have a seat, even if it's at the kiddie table.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Herpes Hav’n Ho… I think a thread title change is in order.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Herpes Hav’n Ho… I think a thread title change is in order.

 

[BB73]

Herpes Hav’n Ho… I think a thread title change is in order.

Done, but we gotta have homely in the beginning for the 4H club: Homely herpes having hos.

 

[CincyInterloper]

When your best option is the homely herpes having ho, who's problem is that, yours or the ho's? Oregon better sign up for Woody's Blow-Job Class and get busy convincing the B1G to extend an invite.

 

[BB73]

When your best option is the homely herpes having ho, who's problem is that, yours or the ho's? Oregon better sign up for Woody's Blow-Job Class and get busy convincing the B1G to extend an invite.

I knew @cincibuck actually took Woody’s class back in the day, but he never mentioned that part of the curriculum.

 

[CincyInterloper]

Whoops, I was thinking of a different Woody.

 

[cincibuck]

I knew @cincibuck actually took Woody’s class back in the day, but he never mentioned that part of the curriculum.

The old coach wasn't much for sentiment. He did quote Yeats once or twice though I can't remember why. I do know that he took one whole session to warn us about love. "You'll be in the middle of a close game and one of the kids you're counting on will be thinking about his girlfriend, and that's gonna cost you a game somewhere down the road."

Fred Taylor did the same thing, "We're getting ready to fly out to Iowa with a chance to take first place. Everyone was told to be at the union by 12:30 to get on the bus that's going to take us to the airport. One guy is late and he's 6'5" and weighs 235 which makes him pretty useful. He comes lollygagging along at 12:45. Halfway through the first half, we're down 7 and he's still running up and down the court puckered up to kiss."

 

[Mike80]

The thread title is PERFECT

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Done, but we gotta have homely in the beginning for the 4H club: Homely herpes having hos.

I’ve ALWAYS wondered what 4H stood for.

… the more you know.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Big 12′s current TV deals run out after the 2024-25 academic year.

That's definitely not going help the BIG XII in negotiating a new TV deal.

 

[BuckTwenty]

That's definitely not going help the BIG XII in negotiating a new TV deal.

Ouch. Yeah. UT & OU leaving cut the conference fanbase to half of what it was before

 

[cincibuck]

That's definitely not going help the BIG XII in negotiating a new TV deal.

Also known as replacing 4 schools with 80,000+ seat stadiums with 4 schools having stadiums in the 60,000 seat range.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Also known as replacing 4 schools with 80,000+ seat stadiums with 4 schools having stadiums in the 60,000 seat range.

But more than anything it screams, “Not a Power 5 Conference”

 

[woofermazing]

That's definitely not going help the BIG XII in negotiating a new TV deal.

There's a typo, Cincinnati only has 39 fans, not 390k.