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BKA and PCP

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BKB... I don't think we'll know exactly how intense the 'rivalry' will be until the 'fraternity' requirements are documented...

Rumors are flying... just from what I've heard from non-intelligence services...
PCP will require:
* daily: 2- 2" sq paint chip consumption (not an easy task to gather supply)
* monthly: 2- 2" leaded paint chips (again, could be supply chain issues)
* monthly: at least one half hour session in a painting booth or manufacturing facility - car paint facility counts for two mths
* monthly: 3 thread hijackings per member
* monthly: must give fellow members 3 green chicklets to offset dings for hijackings
* must have had an encounter with a UFO or alien .. or be related to one
* must be in need of psychological help but may NOT have received it (immediate bannishment to BKA if found otherwise)
* I've heard the above requirement can be fulfilled by rugby participation
* annually: a recruiting metric - must gain one addl member
* no one permitted born before 1982

BKA will require:
* Weekly: 3-anti Tibor postings
* vulgarity in at least every third posting (1st offense - counseling; 2nd offense - must attend Offensive Writing Skills seminar)
* must be using professional psychological help (possibly as a result of PCP encounters)
* annually: an anti-recruiting metric - must be part of a conspiracy to ban one member
* must eat sushi (this one is still up for grabs)
note: the BKA party is still too new... requirements are coming in rapid fashion

Stay tuned... these will be very stringent requirements... and not sure how the auditing functions will be performed... might be easier to be in BKA because Security is being headed by BN27 and due to his location in Sayre, PA one can feel pretty confident there are no roads out of there.. only satellite.. which means he may have already had an encounter with an alien and could be a double agent
 
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but in order to be taken seriously as a football knowledgeable poster the requirement is 3000 posts. I personally have decided that I will not post anything remotely serious about football until I reach that number in order to protect my fragile psyche from non-football knowledge ridicule. I notice that of all the members on this site only Mili has over 3k posts. So no matter what group you profess your allegiance to, you don't know shit about football. You might as well talk about Lunch Meat, or Crustacean Intercourse because the knowlege requirements are much lower. If you really give a shit about any of this I say "Lighten up Francis"

Go Bucks!
 
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I figured most people would say pretty much what's being said, and that's "Dude, whats up? It's all in fun" I'm glad to hear it.

When I first checked the board this morning, I read Di's BKA post and saw things like "Shit the PCP pulled today" and "Retard room" and then I see Clarity's announcement, and I thought I'd say something. That's all. Hell, I even said I may be overestimating what's going on in my post.
 
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Gave these to my wife Grad...

Oh, and I decided I wouldn't nuke SC til you left. I'm a "kinder gentler" ruthless hater.
 
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Red X,. AKAK I'm sure it was brillaint.

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No shit... isn't that what I said?
 
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I can't give out more rep for a while...I accidentally gave BillySuck positice rep last night after he trashed FKA. I wrote a smartass little remark then accidentally left it on positive...bumped his ass up 4 chicklets but after I spread some other rep and came back to ding him, I could only take one of the jewels off.

BkB quit your incessent whining this morning :slappy:
 
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