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BKB's ESPIN like analysis of Mark May

Discussion in 'ESPN's 04-05 war against tOSU and Tressel' started by Buckeyeskickbuttocks, Dec 30, 2004.

  1. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    Buckeyeskickbuttocks Z --> Z^2 + c Staff Member

    May played for Sherrill, and Sherill is a long time known cheater. May Cheats. Proof?


    You want more? Mr. Such and Such from something something dot com writes,

    I friggin promise you, May was paid to play. Big Ol #76 loves to take the high road on his ESPIN broadcasts, even calling for Coaches and AD's heads...But all this rehtoric is merely an attempt for his feeble coping skills to overcompensate for his own past.

    Professional Psychologist John McShrink said, "Yeah, in my analysis this May fella is either desperately in need of medication and new coping skills or he has an especially small penis. Psychologically speaking, those are really the only two reasons someone acts that way so consistently. I'd like to know what kind of car he drives. You know what they say, the bigger the car...."

    While there is no direct link that May ever took any money or things while winning the Outland in 1980, lets be clear about one thing. We are talking about Pitt football. Pitt. If they didn't cheat, how could they have EVER won a game. Competing for talent against Penn State, Ohio State and Michigan is impossible unless you're paying. I mean come on. Pitt? Have you been there? The steel city is good for a lot of things, but college aint one of them. Make no mistake Pitt was on the map because Sherrill was a ramblin gamblin man, and he got away with it - mostly.

    Expect more from May, as the story about Ohio State grows. In the winter of 1976 while being recruited, May asked former Ohio State coach Woody Hayes to match Jackie Sherrill's offer of $1,000 dollars and unlimterd access to hookers. Hayes told the kid, reportedly, to "Get the hell out of my office, you dumb son of a bitch." This left a poor taste in May's mouth, forming a thirst for ripping on OSU football that cannot be quenched.

    "I'm telling you, the guy is a - psychologically speaking - is a trainwreck." McShrink said.

    -BKB is a staff reporter for itsnobullshit. Expect more reports as this important story develops.
     
    Last edited: Dec 30, 2004
  2. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    AKAK's Analysis:

    Mark May= Ass Pirate.









    Not that there's anything wrong with that... but I've nver seen an ex football player with softer looking skin... its just creepy.
     
  3. ScarletInMyVeins

    ScarletInMyVeins Tanned Fat Looks Better

    It's creepy that you pay enough attention to him to know that it's "soft looking"... not that there's anything wrong with that :wink:
     
  4. leek

    leek Freshman

    You guys kill me!
     
  5. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin


    Actually- My wife pointed out... something along the lines of, "What the fuck is this assclown's problem.... did that guy used to play football... he mointurizes more than Halle Berry"

    This was about 2 years ago... he was saying some smack about how USC should get to paly Miami because we were going to get blown out.
     
  6. ScarletInMyVeins

    ScarletInMyVeins Tanned Fat Looks Better

    AKAK, I'm not gonna let you put this one off on your wife
     
  7. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    Look- My wife knows her way around a bottle of 'skin so soft.'


    And that's all I'm going to say. :wink2:
     
  8. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    Buckeyeskickbuttocks Z --> Z^2 + c Staff Member

    Your wife work at the massage parlor, per chance?
     
  9. BB73

    BB73 Loves Buckeye History Staff Member Bookie '16 & '17 Upset Contest Winner

    Hey, when I knew her, she did fine with 'skin so hard' :biggrin:
     
  10. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    AKAK reiterates:


    :wink2:
     
  11. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    Buckeyeskickbuttocks Z --> Z^2 + c Staff Member

    I bet if we press you'll talk. You don't seem the gentleman type. In fact, I promise you, if we ever meet up, I'll buy you a beer. Now, spill the beans, supple-boy.
     
  12. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    there's no way I'm going to respond to that..... :slappy:
     
  13. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    Buckeyeskickbuttocks Z --> Z^2 + c Staff Member

    Really?


    How about a promise of 2.. count em.. 1 - 2 beers?
     
  14. AKAK

    AKAK If you hear the siren its already too late Staff Member Tech Admin

    3 beers.

    In advance...
     
  15. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    Buckeyeskickbuttocks Z --> Z^2 + c Staff Member

    2 beers and a little king. Start talking, junior.
     

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