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BKB's ESPIN like analysis of Mark May

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May played for Sherrill, and Sherill is a long time known cheater. May Cheats. Proof?


In '79, Sherrill was the unwitting subject of one of the great quotes from Paterno. At one of his off-the-record cocktail parties with newspaper types, a reporter asked Paterno whether he would ever consider giving up coaching to enter politics.

Paterno replied: "What ... and leave college coaching to the [Barry] Switzers and Sherrills?"

The quote never was meant to leave the room. But The New York Times printed it, and it was reprinted in Pittsburgh and Philadelphia and across the country after that.

The remark implied cheating and improprieties at Pitt and Oklahoma. Paterno apologized to Switzer, the former coach of the Sooners, but he never apologized to Sherrill.

On Monday, Sherrill said Paterno doesn't have to apologize.

"I would never ask him to apologize," Sherrill said. "That's not an issue. That has no bearing on my feelings for Joe. A lot of things were said. That was said at an off-the-record thing at his house.

"I've never had a hatchet [to bury]. When two people compete, things happen. There's a big difference when you're talking about things later in life. There's never been a question about respect from either of us." Sherrill left Pitt after the 1981 season for a lucrative contract at Texas A&M. He coached the Aggies until '88, when he was forced out after the NCAA handed down sanctions. He landed at Mississippi State, which recently was put on probation for a second time for NCAA violations that occurred under Sherrill's watch.
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Field investigators have been crawling all over Starkville for a week now. No one is exactly sure what they are looking for or what they might have found so far but one thing is for certain: They won't stop looking until they find something. Jackie Sherrill has left behind a regulatory nightmare at every college where he has coached. Just ask Pitt and Texas A&M. Infractions team members know that and even they are aware of the fact that the only way that Mississippi State could have the success that they have seen recently in the SEC would be by cheating to the fullest extent.
I friggin promise you, May was paid to play. Big Ol #76 loves to take the high road on his ESPIN broadcasts, even calling for Coaches and AD's heads...But all this rehtoric is merely an attempt for his feeble coping skills to overcompensate for his own past.

Professional Psychologist John McShrink said, "Yeah, in my analysis this May fella is either desperately in need of medication and new coping skills or he has an especially small penis. Psychologically speaking, those are really the only two reasons someone acts that way so consistently. I'd like to know what kind of car he drives. You know what they say, the bigger the car...."

While there is no direct link that May ever took any money or things while winning the Outland in 1980, lets be clear about one thing. We are talking about Pitt football. Pitt. If they didn't cheat, how could they have EVER won a game. Competing for talent against Penn State, Ohio State and Michigan is impossible unless you're paying. I mean come on. Pitt? Have you been there? The steel city is good for a lot of things, but college aint one of them. Make no mistake Pitt was on the map because Sherrill was a ramblin gamblin man, and he got away with it - mostly.

Expect more from May, as the story about Ohio State grows. In the winter of 1976 while being recruited, May asked former Ohio State coach Woody Hayes to match Jackie Sherrill's offer of $1,000 dollars and unlimterd access to hookers. Hayes told the kid, reportedly, to "Get the hell out of my office, you dumb son of a bitch." This left a poor taste in May's mouth, forming a thirst for ripping on OSU football that cannot be quenched.

"I'm telling you, the guy is a - psychologically speaking - is a trainwreck." McShrink said.

-BKB is a staff reporter for itsnobullshit. Expect more reports as this important story develops.
 
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AKAK's Analysis:

Mark May= Ass Pirate.









Not that there's anything wrong with that... but I've nver seen an ex football player with softer looking skin... its just creepy.
 
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It's creepy that you look at his skin enough to know that it's "soft looking"... not that there's anything wrong with that


Actually- My wife pointed out... something along the lines of, "What the fuck is this assclown's problem.... did that guy used to play football... he mointurizes more than Halle Berry"

This was about 2 years ago... he was saying some smack about how USC should get to paly Miami because we were going to get blown out.
 
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