BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2023, Current Champion = MD Buckeye)

[CFPBuckeye]

Only thing I can think of is that Eaton wouldn't have been on 3rd if not for the error?

Have to see it

He would have been on second. That’s called a “runner in scoring position.” So does he score on the single, the world will never know but that has to be an earned run.

 

[Jaxbuck]

He would have been on second. That’s called a “runner in scoring position.” So does he score on the single, the world will never know but that has to be an earned run.

Yeah, I was reaching but all I could even imagine

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Damn, Knebel. You suck.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Kluber and Verlander going today against the Royals and Mariners.

One would think they'd do well but one would be very, very fucking wrong.

Both getting ass hammered like Bif McCockholster passed out drunk in the Blue Oyster bar.

EDIT

I twas the Twins, not the Royals.

Royals made Quintana toss their salad the night before

FML

 

[Jake]

Kluber and Verlander going today against the Royals and Mariners.

One would think they'd do well but one would be very, very fucking wrong.

Both getting ass hammered like Bif McCockholster passed out drunk in the Blue Oyster bar.

Must be the thing today. Porcello tossed a CG at the Yankees last time out so of course he gets bombed by the Blue Jays tonight.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

My team has given up 11 ER IN 28 IP. 9 of those came in 0.2 IP.

 

[Jaxbuck]

There is only one Josh Donaldson when it comes to malingering cunts but if they handed out Donaldson's like they do gold gloves Anthony Rendon would be a strong contender among NL 3B.

Fucking useless twat

 

[Jaxbuck]

My guys hit 4 home runs for the week

Four

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Zach Greinke,

Fuck you. Fuck you with a Brett McMurphy sized dildo.

 

[Jaxbuck]

At this point I don't think that saying my team has quit, is an overstatement

 

[Jake]

Bush league bullshit on the first pitch in Atlanta:

Ronald Acuna exited Wednesday's game against the Marlins after being hit by a pitch in the first inning. Acuna was initially able to stay in the game after he was hit by a pitch in the first inning by Jose Urena -- who was ejected after the clearly intentional beaning -- but he's leaving now. Here's hoping this is precautionary, as it's never good to see a talented player like Acuna injured; it's even worse when it comes on something petty like not being able to get him out.

 

[MD Buckeye]

2 for 31, with 3 runs.

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Remember all that talk about wins being a fucked up stat?

I had 6 wins this week vs @MD Buckeye ’s 1. Still lost QS 5-4, still lost ERA, still lost WHIP, still lost K/9 and I’m pretty sure I lost a whole lot of other shit along the way.

 

[Jake]

Despite Madison putting the "bum" in Bumgarner I had a pretty good week, but I don't know WTF has happened to Severino.

 

[MD Buckeye]

Remember all that talk about wins being a fucked up stat?

I had 6 wins this week vs @MD Buckeye ’s 1. Still lost QS 5-4, still lost ERA, still lost WHIP, still lost K/9 and I’m pretty sure I lost a whole lot of other shit along the way.

All luck on my part. I should’ve been done when my offense didn’t do shit.