BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2023, Current Champion = MD Buckeye)

[Jake]

My team is hot garbage but it doesnt help when the team i'm facing manages to hit 6 fucking HRs and put up a .514 OBP on the first day of the matchup

The week I played @CFPBuckeye my bums hit 8 HRs....the entire week!

 

[CFPBuckeye]

The week I played @CFPBuckeye my bums hit 8 HRs....the entire week!

Your charity was very generous. You might be the only one who cares about the disabled. Most people just walk all over me.

 

[Jake]

My team is hot garbage but it doesnt help when the team i'm facing manages to hit 6 fucking HRs and put up a .514 OBP on the first day of the matchup

Well, that same team has a 9.26 ERA so they're doing their usual play-half-a-game thingy.

 

[Jaxbuck]

My team has 6 HR's for the week


six



That has to be an all time worst

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Justin Turner.

Not even playing against him this week. Still just wanted to let it be known he can choke chugging dongs.

The first 5 fantasy weeks of the season (week 1, which we didn’t play and weeks 2-5,) this ginger hits 1 HR. Week 6, he bangs out 5 HR against me. This week, back to being a pussy. Fuck you, Justin Turner.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I finally dropped Votto and Puig and it felt great.

Fuck them both to hell.

 

[Jake]

Fucking "hitters" are 2 for 32 today.

 

[Jaxbuck]

The amount of ass my offense sucks is impressive

so bad I am going to take another dip in the pool of Puig fail

 

[Jake]

The amount of ass my offense sucks is impressive

so bad I am going to take another dip in the pool of Puig fail

Polanco is my Puig.

 

[Jaxbuck]

so Puig hits a HR his first game back on my team.......

 

[Bucklion]

so Puig hits a HR his first game back on my team.......

One more homer than my slapdick hitters are generating

 

[Jake]

Got tired of Domingo's shit and benched him, so of course he hit 2 homers there.

 

[Ahiacitian]

Got tired of Domingo's shit and benched him, so of course he hit 2 homers there.

I had CJ Cron on the bench Thursday for his 5 for 6 with a home run and 10 total base effort. Apparently I thought the five players with byes would be better. I also didn’t need Wil Myers’ two homers, four ribbies, and four runs scored today either. And that, my friends, is how you go about losing your week 3-8...

 

[Jake]

I had CJ Cron on the bench Thursday for his 5 for 6 with a home run and 10 total base effort. Apparently I thought the five players with byes would be better. I also didn’t need Wil Myers’ two homers, four ribbies, and four runs scored today either. And that, my friends, is how you go about losing your week 3-8...

I'll be on vacation next week, where internet access isn't priority one. Watch my team kick ass in my absence...at least I hope so.

 

[MD Buckeye]

Got tired of Domingo's shit and benched him, so of course he hit 2 homers there.

Damn.....