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Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (HC Louisiana State)

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Or maybe the CFO has told Sourball - hey, we paid a ton to get rid of Winningham, Fat boy was still sucking on the 2016 teat, we had a huge expense with the scissor lift and suicide, not to mention Manti's girlfriend. You're going to have to hold off on Purple Face unless the market gets super hot.
 
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cincibuck said:
Or maybe the CFO has told Sourball - hey, we paid a ton to get rid of Winningham, Fat boy was still sucking on the 2016 teat, we had a huge expense with the scissor lift and suicide, not to mention Manti's girlfriend. You're going to have to hold off on Purple Face unless the market gets super hot.
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Monsieur Jean-Baptiste de Franssu, I have Notre Dame on line one inquiring about a loan. Should I tell them you are in a meeting?
 
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Can't imagine the alums like paying someone who has eyes on other jobs - the truth may be that the alums have been shopping around too and Kelly and his ego would like to be able to say, "You can't fire me, I quit."

Personally, my cup overrunneth with schadenfruede. Dreams of payout checks float through my head for the next six seasons.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
I'm sure going purple with rage will be effective when dealing with millionaires.
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Grown men who are millionaires to be more exact

Not college kids who have to listen to you if they want their education or shot at the NFL.

I don't think there is a front office in football dumb enough to hire a guy from the purple rage monster school of coaching but I have pretty consistently underestimated the stupidity of GM's and owners my entire life so who knows.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
Grown men who are millionaires to be more exact

Not college kids who have to listen to you if they want their education or shot at the NFL.

I don't think there is a front office in football dumb enough to hire a guy from the purple rage monster school of coaching but I have pretty consistently underestimated the stupidity of GM's and owners my entire life so who knows.
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The Browns hired Pat Shurmur...so does not compute
 
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