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Buckeye Planet Band

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Gobucki

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You heard it right folks. You're very own Buckeye Planet band. We may never actually play music, nor may we ever meet one another, but we can officially say we are members of an extremely large band. I, Oceakin, will be the lead singer and can be a back-up trombone player. We need people on any instrument imaginable. Triangle, bagpipes, crystal glasses with varying levels of water, groupies, washboard, fluitist, pianist, spoons -- if you think it is somehow related to music, and want to be in, YOU'RE IN.

In addition, we must think of a band name, so that when we eventually have a full band, of 60 members or so hopefully, we have something to call ourselves.

Get ready kids, the musical revolution is upon us.

PERMANENT NAME: STONED AMISH - AKA: The Best Band Damned In The Land


MEMBERS & SECTIONS:

Vocals:

Oceakin - Lead Singer
MolGenBuckeye - Back up Singer
buckeyegrad - chorus director, baritone singer

Brass:
MolgenBuckeye - Lead trumpet
OSUsushichic - backup trumpet
buckeyegrad - solo trumpitist
MililaniBuckeye - Baritone

Woodwinds:
Tibor - skin flute
Hubbard - saxophone
Deety - Nose flute and various other woodwinds

Strings:
BuckeyesKickButtocks - lead guitar
OSUsushichic - air guitar

Percussion:
OilerBuck - drummer
ohiobuck94 - tambourine
cincibuck - bass drum

Keys:
DEBuckeye - lead keyboards
MolgenBuckeye - Back-up keyboard/piano
souL - huge pipe organ

HillyBilly Instruments:
sears3820 - harmonica
scarletandgray - spoons and moonshine jug
BrutuStrength - saw and moonshine jug backup

Manager:
FKAGobucks877 - Head Manager
BuckeyeNation27 - Assistant Manager/"our people"

MISC:
exhawg - roadie/door monitor for FKAGobucks877
DEBuckeye - lead writer
AKAKBuck - Kicker (kicks footballs off the stage)
ScarletInMyVeins - sign language for our hearing impared audiences
souL - In charge of growls and falsetto
Crump's Brother - groupie (wears Molly Hatchet t-shirt constantly) also sleeps with the fat chicks.
LoKyBuckeye - bouncer
methomps - chief of security
bucknola - bouncer
NightmaresDad - soundboard

Dancers:
jcfiesta - background disco dancer in an Elvis Costume

Legal:
RugbyBuck - Legal Counsel
BuckeyesKickbuttocks - co-counsel
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NOTES:

Still could use some percussionists, bass players, dancers, groupies, and some stupid hillybilly instrument players.

Also, I think we may need a couple people to be in the Barbershop Quartet.
 
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I call manager. Any hot groupie chicks that want to bang the band have to bang me first, or I don't give them a backstage pass. That also puts me in charge of all the scheduling, ticket sales, backstage passes, and road trips. I rock.
 
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FKAGobucks877 said:
I call manager. Any hot groupie chicks that want to bang the band have to bang me first, or I don't give them a backstage pass. That also puts me in charge of all the scheduling, ticket sales, backstage passes, and road trips. I rock.
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I'll be the roadie that picks the girls to go in FKA's office. That way I'll get first dibs.
 
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"All I'm saying is we could score just as many chicks if we were in a band or something..."

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Legal counsel. Will negotiate recording contracts and live gigs. Of course, I'll have to visit all of these places and their various, um, attributes in order to effectively and zealously represent the band's interests.
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
hate to break it to you, but probably half the time you post a pic its tripoded.

ok...i didn't hate that at all :biggrin:
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I'd say its more about the Mozilla/IE problem than anything...I've received plenty of rep from pictures so I know they are working for some.
 
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