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Burger King didn't make it "Your Way"? Call 911!

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I interned for this group when I was an undergrad. This lady would call every day and tell us that Dino and Stacy on Sunny 95 were stealing her thoughts and telling her what to do. And when they went off the air Dave Kaler on 10 would tell he what to do through her TV. She told us that we needed to call in the UN because the US government was behind the whole thing and wouldnt help her

cincibuck said:
More proof that aliens live among us...

I worked at WBNS while an undergrad. I came in one day and was told to man a phone and tell everyone that called that we were on a national news feed from CBS, there would be no As The World Turns that day (The Gemini capsule with a slipped heat shield was trying to re-enter the atmosphere) I had people swear to me (and at me) that ATWT was playing somewhere and demanding I go down to the control room and throw the switch, that CBS was ruining their day, that CBS was trying to control the US by taking away ATWT, that ATWT was REAL(!) ((along with WWF I suppose.)) the best was an old lady who, when I finally tired of explaining that this was a network decision and that we would run ATWT the next day, right where it left off, said "Well, all I can say sonny is piss on you!" and then slammed the receiver.
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buckeyefool said:
I interned for this group when I was an undergrad. This lady would call every day and tell us that Dino and Stacy on Sunny 95 were stealing her thoughts and telling her what to do. And when they went off the air Dave Kaler on 10 would tell he what to do through her TV. She told us that we needed to call in the UN because the US government was behind the whole thing and wouldnt help her
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It's true!! The government is behind it all!! They're plotting to make us all into zombie soldiers and send us Iraq to fight the stupidest war in human history.
 
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haha, this is really funny listening to stupid people! they are supposed to be here to protect her! lol shes retarded! and what else is funny is she said "I understand they are busy....... but the thing is, they aren't even busy!" is she nuts or what?!?!?
 
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buckeyefool said:
I interned for this group when I was an undergrad. This lady would call every day and tell us that Dino and Stacy on Sunny 95 were stealing her thoughts and telling her what to do. And when they went off the air Dave Kaler on 10 would tell he what to do through her TV. She told us that we needed to call in the UN because the US government was behind the whole thing and wouldnt help her
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you should have informed her that you work for the US gov. :biggrin:
 
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