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Butt Chugging

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by matt_thatsme, Sep 26, 2012.

  1. matt_thatsme

    matt_thatsme Frequent lurker, occasional poster.

    So apparently this is a thing now. thanks. I will get drunk the old fashioned way. WTF?
  2. Fungo Squiggly

    Fungo Squiggly Mortal enemy of all things Bucky Former Game Champion

    You haven't had an enema until you've had a sherry enema.
  3. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    I knew her in high school...her breath smelled like ass.
    BuckBackHome and ant80 like this.
  4. BIATCHabutuka

    BIATCHabutuka out of chaos comes playoffs

    [Mark May] like this is why Tennecleats sucks.
  5. NFBuck

    NFBuck The Danger.

    I don't know what I was expecting. [​IMG]
  6. Jake

    Jake We Are!

    If sticking a tube up a guy's ass and giving him an alcohol enema is wrong...
  7. Best Buckeye

    Best Buckeye Pretending I'm a pleasant person is exhausting Staff Member

    And if you happen to get the hose farted into while you are blowing then.......
  8. Poe McKnoe

    Poe McKnoe Senior

    SEC drunkenness?
  9. PlanetFrnd

    PlanetFrnd Newbie

    Thought for sure this would be a rugby thread...

    Wade or RugbyBuck, care to comment on the anal boot?
  10. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

    WTF....never heard of this either...Vodka Tampons...

    Vodka Tampons are inserted either vaginally or rectally, after soaking them in vodka. A super tampon can hold almost a shot of vodka. When taken vaginally or rectally, the alcohol absorbs directly into the blood stream. Vodka Tampons have the same disadvantage as Butt Chugging, mainly that you can't vomit the alcohol as you can if you consume too much alcohol in the traditional manner.

    Apparently it is a myth...

    And it's not a good idea to test it either...

    The Test:
    First I had to wring the damn thing out a little. I didn't want to lose too much of the vodka so I kind of shook it above the glass and gently squeezed it. I would estimate that about a half-ounce was lost. Then I looked at it a little despairingly. Well, friend, how were we going to do this?
    I repaired to the bathroom and -- without too much information here -- managed to wad the thing up and push it in where it was supposed to go. (Did it help that I've had three kids? Possibly.) Girls, don't do this in your best party dresses: I think I lost another half-ounce in the process as it splattered on to my clothes and the floor. No need to say "Bottoms up!"

    Oh sweet mother of Jeez----
    Absolut... firewater!!!!!!! Holy sheeeeeeeee...
    It felt like someone had thrown a lit match in there. I began hopping around and breathing in the rapid, short puffs I'd learned in birth classes, so long ago, before I realized I didn't need to breathe like that if I took the epidural.
    I could really use a frikkin epidural right now.
    The burning didn't let up. How long was I supposed to leave it there?!
    I waited. And waited. If this was supposed to get me in the mood, it wasn't working. It did get me lying down though, because both standing and sitting proved to be excruciating.
    Gradually I felt... what? A small buzz? Certainly a definite, if slight, lightheadedness. Maybe it was the onset of toxic shock syndrome. Or intoxicated shock syndrome...?
    I gave it a full 10 minutes before I raced back to the bathroom and dispensed with the test unit. Immediately I felt better. Part of me did anyway.

  11. cincibuck

    cincibuck You kids stay off my lawn!

    Well if you were chugging Bud Lite/Miller Lite/Coor's Lite it would save having to taste the damn stuff...
  12. Fremont Buckeye

    Fremont Buckeye Sophmore

    Probably the only pro to the butt chugging.
  13. Onebuckfan

    Onebuckfan classof76

    Butt Chugging eliminates the need for Lite Beers..Haha
  14. Saw31

    Saw31 High Seas Rogue

    I'm all for getting drunk, butt...
  15. Jake

    Jake We Are!

    That joke stinks.

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