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Camper van thief siphons off raw sewage instead of diesel

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by LoKyBuckeye, May 18, 2004.

  1. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand.

    :sick1: :sick1: :sick1: :sick1:

    I know gas prices are going but.... :lol:

    SUCKER May 17 2004

    Camper van thief siphons off raw sewage instead of diesel

    By Calum Macdonald

    A BUNGLING thief tried to siphon diesel from a camper van but got a mouthful of raw sewage.

    The would-be raider missed the fuel tank in the dark and put a tube into the van's septic tank by mistake.

    And after sucking up the foul-smelling waste, he threw up on the spot and fled.

    Pensioner John O'Hare found a puddle of vomit and an abandoned petrol container when he stepped out of the van in the morning.

    And last night he smiled: 'I hope the thief has learned from his experience and given up his evil ways.'

    John, 73, and wife May, 69 of Arden, Glasgow had spent a week touring Scotland before stopping off for the final night of their holiday in Helensburgh, Dunbartonshire.

    John said: 'We made sure everything was safe and secure and settled down for the night. The following morning we were disgusted to find that under the cover of darkness a thief had attempted to siphon off diesel from the fuel tank.

    'But fortunately for us, he was left with a nasty taste in his mouth.'

    John found a plastic siphon tube and an empty fuel container next to their camper.

    The contents of the septic tank had been drained and lay on the ground next to a pool of the thief's vomit. Also abandoned at the scene was a pile of pound coins which John believes may have been stolen from a vending machine earlier in the night.

    John and May donated the abandoned pound coins to Oxfam.

    John said: 'We hope this thief will give up robbing visitors and tourists seeking a peaceful and pleasant holiday after what happened to him.'
  2. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    Reminds me of Cousin Eddie on National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
    "Shitter's Full"
  3. scrueblue

    scrueblue Newbie

    Thats nasty!

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