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Camper van thief siphons off raw sewage instead of diesel

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by LoKyBuckeye, May 18, 2004.

  1. LoKyBuckeye

    LoKyBuckeye I give up. This board is too hard to understand. Staff Member

    :sick1: :sick1: :sick1: :sick1:

    I know gas prices are going but.... :lol:

    SUCKER May 17 2004

    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objectid%3D14248320&method%3Dfull&siteid%3D89488&headline%3Dsucker-name_page.html


    Camper van thief siphons off raw sewage instead of diesel

    By Calum Macdonald


    A BUNGLING thief tried to siphon diesel from a camper van but got a mouthful of raw sewage.

    The would-be raider missed the fuel tank in the dark and put a tube into the van's septic tank by mistake.

    And after sucking up the foul-smelling waste, he threw up on the spot and fled.

    Pensioner John O'Hare found a puddle of vomit and an abandoned petrol container when he stepped out of the van in the morning.

    And last night he smiled: 'I hope the thief has learned from his experience and given up his evil ways.'

    John, 73, and wife May, 69 of Arden, Glasgow had spent a week touring Scotland before stopping off for the final night of their holiday in Helensburgh, Dunbartonshire.

    John said: 'We made sure everything was safe and secure and settled down for the night. The following morning we were disgusted to find that under the cover of darkness a thief had attempted to siphon off diesel from the fuel tank.

    'But fortunately for us, he was left with a nasty taste in his mouth.'

    John found a plastic siphon tube and an empty fuel container next to their camper.

    The contents of the septic tank had been drained and lay on the ground next to a pool of the thief's vomit. Also abandoned at the scene was a pile of pound coins which John believes may have been stolen from a vending machine earlier in the night.

    John and May donated the abandoned pound coins to Oxfam.

    John said: 'We hope this thief will give up robbing visitors and tourists seeking a peaceful and pleasant holiday after what happened to him.'
     
  2. osugrad21

    osugrad21 Capo Regime Staff Member

    Reminds me of Cousin Eddie on National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
    "Shitter's Full"
    [​IMG]
     
  3. scrueblue

    scrueblue Newbie

    Thats nasty!
     

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