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Carroll Hoff "Beano" Cook

Discussion in 'Buckeye Football' started by BuckeyeNation27, Sep 22, 2004.

  1. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    Lance, Rochester NY
    Beano--Let's talk about the Canes for a minute. Their offense isn't great, but it doesn't need to be with their awesome defense in my opinion...what do you think--can they win a national championship like that?

    BEANO COOK
    Miami has a shot. The toughest game is over and in the win column. Miami has to play at Virginia and at NC State. Then again, Ohio Stat ebeat the Wolfpack. Larry Coker can never be counted out. his program year in and year out produces so much pro-caliber talent that you always have to consider them a major bowl contender.




    is that a shot at us?
     
  2. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    Beano the Hutt is clueless.
     
  3. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    Bob, Hazleton, PA
    If Notre Dame wins its next three games at home, do you think they become a serious contender for a BCS game?

    BEANO COOK
    Yes, absolutely. Notre Dame still has Purdue, USC, Tennessee and two of those three are on the road.



    i was shocked by this answer :roll2:
     
  4. BuckNutty

    BuckNutty Hear The Drummer Get Wicked Staff Member Bookie

    Beano dislikes Buckeyes because they are poisonous and he can't eat them.
     
  5. Buck Nasty

    Buck Nasty You'll have nothing and like it

    I only hear about half of what Beano says because I get too distracted looking at the mass of blubber he calls a neck/chin. Maybe he could cut some of that shit off and give it to Frank Beamer to put on the other side of his neck so they match.
     
  6. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    Actually, if ND indeed beats all three of them, they should be in the running for a BCS game...maybe not the national title game, but a BCS game. Beating the #15, #1, and #11 teams, after already haven beaten the #18 team, should do that for you, provided they win all their other games.
     
  7. BuckeyeNation27

    BuckeyeNation27 Goal Goal USA! Staff Member

    yes but beano actually thinks they will win those games.
     
  8. MegaWoody

    MegaWoody Newbie

    It's a funny little irony that a guy who passes so much gas -- albeit out of his mouth -- is named Beano. The prototype 'old fart". The game, and most of the rest of reality, has passed him by.

    His pet Notre Dame is NOT for real. They focused for a solid year on scUM and managed to beat them. Whopee. Then they beat scUM State on the momentum.

    But USC will ream them, Teneesee will steam them and Purdue will dry-clean them by half-time. Their season will be another ignominious failure. (I like using words the lurkers from scUM South and Marshall have to look up.)

    There's a new sheriff in town, Beano, and his name is Tresselball.
     
  9. Tlangs

    Tlangs Owner of the Tressel Jacket

    Thanks for the visual bucknasty

    I can't get the image out of my head.....Frank Beamer with Beanos turkey neck. I am going to go throw up now.
     
  10. tibor75

    tibor75 Banned

    where exactly did Beano criticize OSU?
     
  11. jlb1705

    jlb1705 hipster doofus Staff Member Bookie

    When Beano said "Then again, Ohio State ebeat the Wolfpack", that came across to me as, "I once considered NC State a formidable opponent, but not anymore because Ohio State sucks, and if they can beat NC State, then anybody can." None of this matters though, because Beano will continue to look like an idiot, and Ohio State will go on administering weekly ebeatings.
     
  12. tibor75

    tibor75 Banned

    Not really. Beano is saying, "I think Miami is better than OSU and so they should be able to beat NCState too". I don't know who would win Miami/OSU, but it would probably be the first team to 10 points.
     
  13. Correct- ND still has alot to prove! I am not convinced...
     
  14. BB73

    BB73 Loves Buckeye History Staff Member Bookie '16 & '17 Upset Contest Winner

    More Beano = less farting
     
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  15. zincfinger

    zincfinger Gert Frobe-approved

    I'd disagree with you there, Tibor, despite the confidence with which you stated Beano's intent. Beano probably does think Miami is better than OSU, but I'd imagine he thinks Miami is better than NCState, too. This wasn't a list of teams that he thinks are possibly better than Miami, it was a list of tough opponents. Therefore, I think the comment, "then again, Ohio St. beat NC State" carries the implicit finisher, "therefore, maybe they're not a very tough opponent afterall". I think the original poster was right.
     

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