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Charlie Weis (ex-Kansas HC, ex-Fla OC, Notre Dame legend, UnDecided Schematic Advantage)

Discussion in 'College Football' started by OSUBasketballJunkie, Oct 29, 2005.

  1. Buckeyeskickbuttocks

    Buckeyeskickbuttocks Z --> Z^2 + c Staff Member

    Jesus.... bring in the Hokester and you'd have enough gravitational pull to create a black hole.
     
  2. ORD_Buckeye

    ORD_Buckeye Wrong glass, Sir.

    I would just like to repeat what I said about Charlie Weis back in 2005. This obese, bloviated, caricature of a man is not a coach. He is a parody of a man playing a man through bluster and overcompensation. He sickens me and disgusts me. If there were but one true man on that Notre same squad whose testicles had descended, they would have the inherent manhood to pick up a tire iron or a ball peen hammer and strike down with righteous fury and wholesome vengeance the blubbery abomination that stands before them.

    Sadly, none of them posessed such courage.
     
  3. Dryden

    Dryden Sober as Sarkisian Staff Member Tech Admin

    Urban has taken three of Brian Kelly's assistants from Notre Dame. Obviously they're in shambles again with the most talented team they've had since the early 90s.
     
  4. Palpie

    Palpie Senior

    Didn't Urban say he wants assistants with aspirations to move up when asked about Herman moving on to UH? Fatass should have replaced the departing coaches with other good hungry coaches. Kinda like how urban went out and got nd's rb coach when osu's left. Weis is just a loser that can't accept that his giant failures are his own enormous ass's fault.
     
  5. ORD_Buckeye

    ORD_Buckeye Wrong glass, Sir.

    Didn't he fail spectacularly at Florida and somehow grift his way into the Kansas job before Muschamp had the chance to fire him?
     
  6. Bucklion

    Bucklion Throwback Staff Member Former Premier League Champ

    #lifefail
     
  7. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

  8. Bucklion

    Bucklion Throwback Staff Member Former Premier League Champ

    Obviously Bellisuck couldn't win any games with any guys that went to head jobs...well except Cholly Fatass, and Crennel, and O'Brien, and...
     
  9. Sgt Brutus

    Sgt Brutus Junior

    Front Butt, almost forgot about that :slappy:
     
  10. Dryden

    Dryden Sober as Sarkisian Staff Member Tech Admin

    Today is the last day Charlie will collect a paycheck from Notre Dame.

    The total bill has been $49.5 million for 35 wins.
     
  11. Saw31

    Saw31 High Seas Rogue

    He was a genius after all.
     
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  12. LostLassie

    LostLassie Am I Allowed To Say That? '17 BPCFFB II Champ

    Collected @ $1.4mil per win? I'd agree. A financial genius, anyway. Football, not so much.
     
  13. ShowMeBuck

    ShowMeBuck You know what? Chicken butt.

    I want this guy in charge of my business negotiations and my green egg.
     
  14. Poe McKnoe

    Poe McKnoe Senior

    FIFY
     
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  15. HorseshoeFetish

    HorseshoeFetish Silver Bullet Supporter

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    Just a friendly reminder.
     

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