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Chinese Proverbs

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by coxew, Aug 20, 2004.

  1. coxew

    coxew Newbie

    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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    Man who run in front of car get tired.

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    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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    Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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    Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

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    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
     
  2. OilerBuck

    OilerBuck Sweet Crude

    Passionate kiss is like spider...Leads to undoing of the fly.
     
  3. RugbyBuck

    RugbyBuck Our church has no bells.

    My favorite is: We can lose 500 million people, take your best shot.
     
  4. BuckStocksHere

    BuckStocksHere Semper Fi!

    watch dropped in toilet keep crappy time!
     
  5. The KSB

    The KSB 4-4-11/11-5-11

    Is good to meet girl in park ~ Is better to park meat in girl
     
  6. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

    Here's my favorite:

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    :biggrin:
     
  7. Gatorubet

    Gatorubet Loathing All Things Georgia

    Michigan linemen like seeing Rosie O'Donnell naked in hot tub....keep getting smaller and smaller longer Dick hang around
     
  8. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    Woman who slide down banister make monkey shine
    Squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
     
  9. eightpointbuck

    eightpointbuck Go Bucks!

    Tulips on organ better than one rose on piano
     
  10. eightpointbuck

    eightpointbuck Go Bucks!

    Hemophiliac like virgin, one prick and all game is over
     
  11. eightpointbuck

    eightpointbuck Go Bucks!

    History of Yellow River written by I.P. Freely:nerd:
     

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