Cialis Western Open

[NightmaresDad]

Since the Cialis Western Open starts today (PGA Tour) - I thought we should come up with some "witty" phrases which the TV announcers should be using during the telecast this weekend. Subtlety is not necessarily required.....

Such as:
"The greens are really hard this week, Johnny."

"The rough seems longer and thicker at this tournament than normal."

"Most of the guys are using extra-stiff shafts this week"


...you get the picture :)

 

[iambrutus]

"wow thats a big shaft on his driver"

 

[RugbyBuck]

Please explain.

 

[iambrutus]

"you know bob, he has had a very smooth stroke all week long"

"look at that waggle"

"yes, his caddy is carrying his bag"

"its common to wash the balls before playing with them"

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

"Oops, his ball's in the fluffy stuff..."

 

[GoBucks89]

"This shot might require either a wood, or a long iron.

"He's a big hitter. I mean he's really long off the tee."

"Looks like he's switched to a long putter."

"Most guys would use an iron, but he likes use wood."

 

[BuckNutty]

"With most of the top golfers in the world in the field players should expect some stiff competition this week"

 

[iambrutus]

"looks like he's in trouble over there in the rough"

"he's just going to have to whack it to get it out"

"that was a good up and down from the bunker"

"they're waiting on the three-some in front of them"

 

[NightmaresDad]

"I can't believe he left that putt short. You know what we say here at the Cialis Western Open - Never up, never in!"

"He hooked it into the trees - there's some serious wood over there!"

 

[AJHawkfan]

"He's been having trouble getting his approach shots up all year, but now, magically, he comes to the Cialis Western Open and seems like a totally new man."

"Entry in the Cialis Western Open has prompted him to alter the grip he uses on his shaft. What was previously a weak, one handed grip has evolved into a strong, two handed grip."

"Would you look at those queer-ass knickers......what a homo."

 

[RugbyBuck]

"It's... in da hole."

 

[Buck Nasty]

If your round takes longer than 5 hours seek medical attention.

Looks like the side effects of this tournament are headache, nausea, diahrea, and non-stop boners.

 

[NorthShoreBuck]

36 hours or 36 holes, whatever comes first.

 

[BB73]

"He's off to a good start on this hole. Let's see if he can keep it up for another 4 hours."

 

[scarletandgrey]

"David, I think next year they are going to change the open to a skins game"

"Look at the way the the balls are flying to, they're all over the place you got balls on the left side and balls on the right, These guys really need to straighten them out put one of them in the hole"

"Oh man this guy have a huge drive"