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Close Call for Toddler as Elk Crushes Bed

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by DaytonBuck, Jun 23, 2004.

  1. DaytonBuck

    DaytonBuck I've always liked them

    at least this didn't come through my window

    HELSINKI (Reuters) - An elk jumped through a townhouse window and crashed into a toddler's bed, scratching the cheek of a sleeping two-year-old and wreaking havoc in a Finnish family's home at the weekend, police said.

    The toddler's mother was shocked to find the beast in her bed and ran to a neighbor for help.

    "(We) were sitting in the living room and all of a sudden we heard a terrible clamor and clatter, as if an earthquake had begun," Mari Lahti told Finnish tabloid Ilta-Sanomat. "We opened the door and saw an elk in our bed."

    The elk then jumped on to her son's bed, crushing it but only scratching the boy's cheek with its hoof. It rampaged through the house and fled through another window.


    A spokesman for the Kokkola police in western Finland told Reuters that young elks had been wandering in the residential area, which is close to forests.


    "These houses have big windows that start low near the ground... It could be that when they see another elk mirrored on the window, the elks go through," inspector Erkki Kerola said.
     
  2. Thump

    Thump Hating the environment since 1994

    That's one elk of a story.
     
    Last edited: Jun 23, 2004
  3. vrbryant

    vrbryant Ever thus to ____ers Staff Member

    That kid's gonna have an awesome story to tell. I hope it's a cool scar he gets, the lucky lil' bastard.
     
  4. BuckeyeInTheBoro

    BuckeyeInTheBoro This space left intentionally blank

    When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
    I sat up in bed to see what was the matter.
    Then in from the window it flew like a flash
    Tore open my cheek with a two inch long gash.

    You know... nothing rhymes with elk!
     
  5. FCollinsBuckeye

    FCollinsBuckeye Senior Former Game Champion

    :lol:

    That's beautiful, BitB :)
     
  6. jlb1705

    jlb1705 hipster doofus Staff Member Bookie

    Those people need the same mop-shotgun combo that I suggested in the bird thread.

    Wait, forget you read that. I think I'm going to my uh, workshop now. $$$$$:wink2:
     

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