Comment on movies disturbingly in one sentence.

[kinch]

Okay, this was inspired by a post I just made about Deliverance.

I'll start with a few:

Star Wars: I loved it except for the whole incest thing going on.

ET: Besides convincing the alien to indulge in transvestite fantasies, it was a pretty good movie.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:
Lunatic confectioner murders several children and gets away with it.

 

[jwinslow]

transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.

 

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[matcar]

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:
Lunatic confectioner murders several children and gets away with it.

Not only that, we appreciate him for it.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

we need a "like all post on page" Button

 

[Buckeye86]

A group of friends and a stranger ride up a river on a boat to kill a cow or something.

 

[kinch]

Jwinslow is way ahead of the rest of us on this. I thought I had something new. My favorite is the Titanic description.

 

[LostLassie]

Clinically depressed virgin teen forms attachment to much older, violent male.

Teen experiments with assorted forms of suicide while toying with the possibility of dating outside of her species.

Wishy-washy teen in conspiracy to murder vengeful ginger, while flirting with polygamy and homoerotic fantasies.

Teen marries dead man with violent tendencies, loses deposit on honeymoon suite, and endures high-risk pregnancy.

Teen dies temporarily while giving birth to CGI infant whose existence incites imaginary war.

 

[kinch]

I was going to post again but am feeling more tired than witty, so people help me with these:

Saving Private Ryan.

Schindler's List (this one is dangerous.)

Pretty Woman.

They all call for it. . .