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Comment on movies disturbingly in one sentence.

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by kinch, Apr 22, 2016.

  1. kinch

    kinch Wash me Staff Member

    Okay, this was inspired by a post I just made about Deliverance.

    I'll start with a few:

    Star Wars: I loved it except for the whole incest thing going on.

    ET: Besides convincing the alien to indulge in transvestite fantasies, it was a pretty good movie.
     
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  2. BUCKYLE

    BUCKYLE Washed

    Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:
    Lunatic confectioner murders several children and gets away with it.
     
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  3. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ



    transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.
     
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  4. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ

  5. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ

  6. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ





     
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  7. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ

  8. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ

  9. jwinslow

    jwinslow A MAN OF BETRAYED JUSTICE Staff Member Tourney Pick'em Champ

  10. matcar

    matcar Mostly banned

    Not only that, we appreciate him for it.
     
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  11. AuTX Buckeye

    AuTX Buckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. Yahoo Pickem Champ Former Game Champion

    we need a "like all post on page" Button
     
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  12. Buckeye86

    Buckeye86 I do not choose to discuss it

    A group of friends and a stranger ride up a river on a boat to kill a cow or something.
     
  13. kinch

    kinch Wash me Staff Member

    Jwinslow is way ahead of the rest of us on this. I thought I had something new. My favorite is the Titanic description.
     
  14. LostLassie

    LostLassie Am I Allowed To Say That? '17 BPCFFB II Champ

    Clinically depressed virgin teen forms attachment to much older, violent male.

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    Teen experiments with assorted forms of suicide while toying with the possibility of dating outside of her species.

    [​IMG]

    Wishy-washy teen in conspiracy to murder vengeful ginger, while flirting with polygamy and homoerotic fantasies.

    [​IMG]

    Teen marries dead man with violent tendencies, loses deposit on honeymoon suite, and endures high-risk pregnancy.

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    Teen dies temporarily while giving birth to CGI infant whose existence incites imaginary war.

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. kinch

    kinch Wash me Staff Member

    I was going to post again but am feeling more tired than witty, so people help me with these:

    Saving Private Ryan.

    Schindler's List (this one is dangerous.)

    Pretty Woman.

    They all call for it. . .
     
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