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cincibuck said:
Well, yes and no. There are a lot of local beers that are excellent, Shiner Bock, Oldenberg, Honker Ale, Great Lakes and Christian Morelein come to mind. Sam Adams and Coor's Blue Moon can compete with anything out of Europe.
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By "American" beers, I mean the mass-produced shit (Bud, Miller, Coors, etc.). Local and micro-breweries make very, very good stuff.
 
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I watch CNN and Headline News in the morning and they play two commercials time after time after time. DiTech.com and Video Professor. I swear to God those two must be paying a fortune. I wear the mute button out.
 
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"Subway Theater" with that washed up actor in the smokers jacket, can't remember his name. I'd like to shove the pipe right up his asscrack.

The Mike and Mike commercial on ESPNradio.com. "What's next, liquid soap???" Golic is such an idiot and whoever wrote the commercial knows it.
 
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Any/all local commercials, including (but not limited to) the 880-KING talking babies, The LOOAN ARRRANGERS, Roni "Chwunny Dollars" Deutsch, Wolske and Barclay, Experience Myers' Jewelers, When you think Chevrolet, think Bobby Layman Chev-ro-let! Where's Bobby? At THREE NINE OH-OH, WEST BROAD! Oh, and let's not forget:
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You hit the nail on the head with ALL of those!! Damn don't forget the stupid talking horse in the new loan arrangers' commercial, "What are you waiting for? Giddy-up!"

Also the stupid car commercials with the worst acting ever, I forget the company right now, but heres some excerpts from it off the top of my head:

1) family is sitting around pondering what kind of car they should get there son: "Mom, Dad I found it!" also the stupid dad: "man could that thing burn rubber," the whore mom: "and good gas mileage, this will be tim's car through college so LOW miles" also the dumbass dad again: "it was fire engine red," "uhuh I want it to be yellow..." damn that commercial makes me cringe.
2) the other one which is the same dumb company has one where this woman is talking on the phone to her mom about her new car: "I'll come by and give you a ride in my NEW car" damn its so dumb how they stress some words...

Also any late-nighters like myself has to be getting damn tired of those call-in sex phone chat things... "Call now, 888-PLEASURE"... or "text handjob to 542 and you'll be serenaded by beautiful women as they try to get you off"... of course there not that extreme, but still might as well be because they're just that retarded.

Not to mention those damn text in commercials like "Text the word JOKE to 555 and you'll get the funniest new jokes sent to your phone... you'll be the funniest person on your block!" -- umm... are you serious? Do any idiots actually text these commercials?

I'm kinda brain dead right now so I can't think of too many, but I'll defs be back with more later...
 
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msj2487 said:
1) family is sitting around pondering what kind of car they should get there son: "Mom, Dad I found it!" also the stupid dad: "man could that thing burn rubber," the whore mom: "and good gas mileage, this will be tim's car through college so LOW miles" also the dumbass dad again: "it was fire engine red," "uhuh I want it to be yellow..." damn that commercial makes me cringe.

2) the other one which is the same dumb company has one where this woman is talking on the phone to her mom about her new car: "I'll come by and give you a ride in my NEW car" damn its so dumb how they stress some words...
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Oh man, those are HORRIBLE. I think it's for Byers.
 
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Not sure how many of you pick up Dayton channels but there is one guy that absolutely drives me ape shit. It's for a car dealership called Hidy Honda. I assume it's the owner or general manager in the commercials. Whoever this little dweeb is, he is incredibly annoying and the commercials are all made with people who work for him.

Another one that just came to mind is the one for Buddy's Carpet. Used to be this baldheaded dude who was in the commercials but I think he finally got the picture and he's no longer in them. Now he has a blond doing them. Not sure if she is his wife or what but she is just as annoying as he was.
 
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msj2487 said:
1) family is sitting around pondering what kind of car they should get there son: "Mom, Dad I found it!" also the stupid dad: "man could that thing burn rubber," the whore mom: "and good gas mileage, this will be tim's car through college so LOW miles" also the dumbass dad again: "it was fire engine red," "uhuh I want it to be yellow..." damn that commercial makes me cringe.
2) the other one which is the same dumb company has one where this woman is talking on the phone to her mom about her new car: "I'll come by and give you a ride in my NEW car" damn its so dumb how they stress some words.
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Just last night I was explaining to my wife how I would like to grab the woman by the hair and slam her head into the wall. :) Those might be the worst I have ever seen. God awful.

Another one that just came to mind is the one for Buddy's Carpet. Used to be this baldheaded dude who was in the commercials but I think he finally got the picture and he's no longer in them. Now he has a blond doing them. Not sure if she is his wife or what but she is just as annoying as he was.
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[singing] "You gotta buddy in the carpet business" [/singing] :bonk:
 
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Just last night I was explaining to my wife how I would like to grab the woman by the hair and slam her head into the wall. Those might be the worst I have ever seen. God awful.
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haha for sure! I thought there was a 3rd that I just can't remember right now (probably a good thing of course), but for some reason I think there is a 3rd one of those downright terrible commercials.

Anyways I found a few others that make my list of all-time hated:

1) Any and all Safe-Auto commercials. The guy with the glasses back in the day was extremely annoying and it was very disturbing seeing him naked with a sign with the phone # displayed on it talking about "minimum coverage." However, especially their newest one with the "someone will tear you a new... citation." Although they have another one out thats sorta new I guess, its this guy who's been pulled over in a pickup truck and your watching it all from the camera in the cops car. The cop walks up to the driver and says "license and registration please and I'll need to see proof of insurance," and the guy in the car is like, "proof of insurance?" So it seems like he's lost and doesn't know what the cop is talking about and the cop goes, "You DO have proof of insurance don't you?" then the camera zooms into some window sticker on the truck that must say Safe Auto or something gay like that and the driver after a short pause is like, "Of course, I'm with Safe Auto!"... like seriously, though, who says all this that way? Who baits the cop into a possible citation for not having insurance only to throw it back at the cop and be like, haha what are you talking about? insurance? pfft, I'm with safe auto, dickhead!
2) The old Jackson-Hewitt commercials where the guy is saying that they'll prepare your taxes really fast and what not and then some guy shows up while they're filming the commercial and is like "Ahem" and the Jackson-Hewitt guy stops talking and looks over to the guy and is like "ya?", and the guy goes "I just saw your commercial and I'd like you to prepare my taxes for me!" the JH guy responds (so gayly), "Wait? This commercial, you saw this commercial?" and is all puzzled because there filming it right then... ehhh, that one pissed me off.
3) Finally have to give a shout-out to the ol' Lectric Shave guys for coming up with this brilliant advertising motto: "blade close, lectric smooth!"

More is definitley on the way here, I'm just getting started on remembering these old disasterous commercials, good thing this thread exists, so I can vent this anger and frustration out!! :biggrin:
 
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Bucky Katt said:
Just last night I was explaining to my wife how I would like to grab the woman by the hair and slam her head into the wall. :) Those might be the worst I have ever seen. God awful.
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Jesus, how did I forget that bitch with the convertible? "Well of COURSE there's more money, and--"

More money? Wow. What, did you get promoted to executive cocksucker? Yeah, go ahead and buy your fucking red convertible and give your mom a ride in your NEW CAR. Make sure you take a right out of Byers up Broad, so when I'm pulling out of my place off of Monroe I can t-bone your fucking piece of shit Mustang and put you and your mom in the ICU.

Bitch.

The funny thing is, I'm actually in a good mood--I just finished in the money for the third straight week in my regular poker game. But the thought of her...oh, and yeah--that fucking kid. "Mom, dad...I found it!" Yeah, "it's gonna be his car through college." Until the little faggot is out late drinking strawberry schnapps and giving handjobs in the bathroom of the Plugged Nickel and lets his new pal Lance drive it right into a parked police car while giving him road head. Whoops! Too bad his father in the commercial is an even bigger shit pickle than he is. Any real man (the kind of man who never says, "Man, that thing could burn rubber!") would tell that skinny loser of a son to take the bus and get a job and buy his own damn car or get the FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSEAAAHHHHOW OW OWOHHHGOD! I HATE YOU DAD! I HATE YOU!
 
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vrbryant said:
Jesus, how did I forget that bitch with the convertible? "Well of COURSE there's more money, and--"

More money? Wow. What, did you get promoted to executive cocksucker? Yeah, go ahead and buy your fucking red convertible and give your mom a ride in your NEW CAR. Make sure you take a right out of Byers up Broad, so when I'm pulling out of my place off of Monroe I can t-bone your fucking piece of shit Mustang and put you and your mom in the ICU.

Bitch.

The funny thing is, I'm actually in a good mood--I just finished in the money for the third straight week in my regular poker game. But the thought of her...oh, and yeah--that fucking kid. "Mom, dad...I found it!" Yeah, "it's gonna be his car through college." Until the little faggot is out late drinking strawberry schnapps and giving handjobs in the bathroom of the Plugged Nickel and lets his new pal Lance drive it right into a parked police car while giving him road head. Whoops! Too bad his father in the commercial is an even bigger shit pickle than he is. Any real man (the kind of man who never says, "Man, that thing could burn rubber!") would tell that skinny loser of a son to take the bus and get a job and buy his own damn car or get the FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSEAAAHHHHOW OW OWOHHHGOD! I HATE YOU DAD! I HATE YOU!
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:slappy: WOW!!!!!!

Crapola. There's a new Ronnie Deutch commercial now. It's not as bad as the original one, but still pretty awful. She's standing in front of a bank vault talking about the IRS taking money out of your account and how terrible it is. Gee, you could just pay your damn taxes. Mrs. Katt did give me permission to kidnap her and slam her head in a bank vault door, so that'll be fun.
 
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